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I just wouldn't spend more than $150 in one place unless I'm buying an E-bike. I'd probably buy the cheapest E-bike too. I'd buy 0 luxury branded things. It would be very easy for me to keep that money a secret

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I thought I'd see some posts over-thinking this, but there almost all of these are under-thinking this.

Or, rather, many responses are not to really use the money. Just keep your job and only spend a little.

What I'd spend is a lot of time finding out how to launder that money. I don't care if it's legal to have it. I'm not taking any chances.

The casino thing is pretty good. Does putting it into a business work?

Oh, I know! Buy like $5k worth of stuff that can be sold at, maybe, gun shows (or something) then open a stand and sell a few things, or just don't show up. They are cash sales. For every $5k of junk you pretend to sell, deposit $50k and pretend you sold that much. Don't have to open a car wash or any of that shit.

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Eric and Ian Regnard.

I would, however, watch The Hungover Games, if it were a trilogy or whatever.

#i wouldn't probably watch the fuck out of it #i'd just regular watch it #imhorny and can't think of decent jokes rn #per se

dark-romantics

I think it’s kinda cool that my ancestors survived plagues, famines and literal wars just so that I could sit in my room all day and stare at the screen until my head hurts

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Or, on the other hand, completely bullshit stupid. Because the very reason the world is so fucked is that there are too many people staying home to what? Be entertained? Play video games and binge-watch our favorite shows again?

Get off your fucking asses. You’re unhappy becasue you don’t leave the house. Because you either don’t see friends on at leas a weekly basis, or you haven’t made any real friends in actual years. I’ve been there. I’m not just talking shit to anyone.

Imagine if you gathered with just two dozen people who feel like you do. In person, not on the internet. Then imagine gathering with a hundred. Two hundred. A thousand people from across your state, all who can relate to the things you care about. Thousands of people from within 200 miles of you. Meeting in the same place. Like a convention or some shit. Tens of thousands of people who live within 800 moles of you. A hundred thousand people within a thousand miles of you. And you are all willing to do something about any or all of the shitty things about the world. Instead of sitting on our asses, doing whatever, internet, movies, TV, video games, memes, shitposting. Believe me, I love all these things and always will, but I wish I didn’t. I wish I didn’t drink so much. I wish I got along better with my wife. I wish I saw my friends more. I wish I lived closer to more of them, and my family. I hardly ever get to see anyone in my family anymore. And there are dozens of them. And I get along with basically all of them. I hear about other people’s families and what a nightmare they are. And here I am separated by hundreds or thousands of miles from most of the people I care about on this planet. And I still don’t make friends very easily.

And how many days, how many weeks, how many years do we have to waste before going after the things we really want? Because we don’t believe it could ever work out?

#chase those dreams #stop avoiding the rest of what your life could be

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Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

wenellyb

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“You can delete posts?”

bpdcat

you can’t hear it but my brain is constantly yelling at me telling me i’m a bad person

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Sometimes I wonder if I'd prefer that. My brain (usually) tells me I'm a good person, but that I'm not going to amount to anything. Anything I try to do will be pointless and go nowhere. "Just lie down in the road, good guy idiot."