Being the Victim Never Felt So Good

My name is Kat. I float along a generic timeline of conflict and observation until my hourglass runs out. http://www.facebook.com/kat.kent.90 people having sex today //

[economissxo]

Visit Cape Cod for cheap!

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What is a legacy?

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Badventure travel stories to make your day better. Just a super funny, smart, cool, beautiful, educated personality traveling around & cracking jokes.

Are you at the point where you can't stand travel blogs anymore? Me too! Imagine if someone wrote a blog about all the problems that go wrong during travel behind the glamorous Instagram photos. That's where badventure travel was born. Feel free to submit stories of your own! ✨✈️

[egberts]

what mouse walks on two legs

[striders]

mickey

[egberts]

okay, what duck walks on two legs?

[striders]

donald

[egberts]

no, all of them.

[striders]

this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit

[bendlesslove-deactivated2016062]

When I reblog posts with low notes I feel like I’m shopping at whole foods. This is some locally grown fair trade indie label content, and I support it

[economissxo]

👸🏿👸🏽👸🏻

[theinfinitebox]

All searches relating “ted cruz” and “zodiac killer” have been removed from google

On February 26th, NPR posted this screenshot of the google search “ted cruz is”: 

“Is ted cruz the zodiac killer” is the second suggestion. Here is a screenshot from today (3/21):

Nothing about the zodiac killer. The conspiracy theory is also absent from any search suggestions for other combinations of ‘ted cruz’ and ‘zodiac killer’. So maybe there’s a reasonable explanation: fewer people are asking google if Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer, and are instead asking if he is republican or married. Nope. Not according to google trends, which shows ‘is ted cruz the zodiac killer’ as a more interesting search term since February. 

Conclusion

Ted cruz got google to remove all search suggestions relating him to the zodiac killer (because ted cruz is the zodiac killer).

[robottko]

Confirmed.

[arcticsirius]

You can’t run from us any longer murderer

[greyisunavailable]

If you are thinking of hitting someone up for some sex

Masturbate first. Then decide if their really worth hitting up after your mind has been cleared up from that nut you busted from rubbing one out

[vinladen]

Reblog to save a life

[movie]

Badass vintage and modern female movie characters

[daughterofdiaspora]

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

[umushingwe]

She just wanted you to clean the house

[sridevi]

I read a quote [by you] that said, “Someone should beat the gay out of their son.” -Ellen Page interviews Jair Bolsonaro || GAYCATION (ep 2)

[bitemytonguedarling]

[gamerwithamasterplan-blog]

Well, Krabs, you know what today is? Sorry about this calender…

March 14?

WAIT! That’s not right!

It should say…

THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!

[carnivalofmuses-blog]

Reblog while you still can before Krabs fries!

[cloysterbell]

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

[enginaero]

Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”

[cloysterbell]

Good news:

[cloysterbell]

Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten

[kumagawa]

what this mean

[creepsandcrawlers]

this is the least relatable tweet ive ever seen

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

y'all a bunch of city slickers

[mynuet]

It’s like Mad Libs.

Some [young men of subculture] on here wanting that one special girl to spoil with [signifiers of wealth and status within subculture] but too busy banging [derogatory term from subculture for young woman of easy virtue]

Some chaps on here wanting that one special girl to spoil with bathtub gin and ropes of pearls but too busy banging floozies

Some dudes on here wanting that one special girl to spoil with puka shell necklaces and surfboards but too busy banging beach blanket bimbos

Some knights on here wanting that one special girl to spoil with velvets and rubies but too busy banging wenches

Like, you can do it with anything, and it just comes down to being salty that the perceived virtue of the speaker is being passed over in favor of other women who aren’t adhering to the cultural code of what makes a “good” girl.

[elodieunderglass]

… at least someone finally said it! 

[straightboyfriend]

I’m too lazy to think of a fake post but everyone was clapping

[waluiqi]

this is true i was there clapping

[andrewbelami]