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kohl.she/her.pansexual.spacekin and faekin. // i mostly blog about robots and a mess of fandoms and hipster stuff, a majority of the time this blog is super gay. // sometimes i photoshop and write stuff // 

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

"I hate Kristen Stewart because she played a character that doesn’t have a huge emotional range" *blogs about Spock and Castiel all the time*

[halforcdruid-deactivated2018073]

[baklavagina-blog]

lizards don't give a FUCK about the economy

[marsinvestigaytions]

You’re 5000 candles in the wind.

[yrbff]

This is the first scene of the first episode of Parks and Recreation and honestly like HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN

HOW COULD ANY OF US HAVE KNOWN

Leslie Knope taught me four thousand and fifty four very important things but really they sum up to just a few:

Be kind. Even when you’re really mad. Even when you’re the maddest you’ve ever been. Yell at someone when they’re horrible to you but no low blows (except for that one time with Ben’s decapitated head on a stick in front of his weeping mother.) Apologize when you fall short. Pick someone else up when they do. Being kind is not the same as being nice; you don’t always have to be nice, but you should always try to be kind. 

Be brave. Try things that scare you. Speak up for yourself and your friends. Speak up to your friends when they’re causing you pain. If you try and fail, cry about it, then figure it out and move forward. Love people fearlessly, even after you’ve been hurt. Be earnest. Be present. Give yourself room to grow. Forgive yourself when things go wrong. Remember that tomorrow is a second chance.

Be yourself. Be as much of yourself as you want to be, all the time. Be loud, be intense, be ambitious, be defensive, be sad, be angry, be unapologetic about anything you are that isn’t hurting other people — and when other people tell you that you’re hurting them, apologize and be better (like leaving Ben 36 voicemails and then choosing to leave him only one and then arriving at the Smallest Park and asking what he wants oh my god season 4 was so good you guys). 

You’re not alone. Your friends love you because you love them. Real love is a two-way street that everybody should be sending waffle trucks down.

Nothing is forever. But the next thing is gonna be pretty awesome.

Thank you, Leslie. Love you.

[mysharona1987]

Still the greatest comeback line there ever was.

[mohabbotsjupiter]

how am i meant to rant about someone if they follow me on all of my social media accounts: a novel by me

[giveitallforonenight-deactivate]

[mcdannno-blog-deactivated202211]

ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT WE WERE PLAGUED

BY THAT FREAKING POST

FOR WEEKS

WHEN WE

COULD’VE

HAD

THIS????

[imgonegoodbye-deactivated201501]

#it’s like the ios7 update for a post

[schoolsorrow]

IT’S TRANSPERNABRT

[mightykombat]

We could have had this instead of fucking obnoxious long posts.

[bejeweling]

date someone u want to annoy forever 

[akitron]

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

[texas-dude]

open rp

*eats the fuckign sun*

[maynardswitch]

what the fuck dude. You cant just do that

[delphinium-phlox-deactivated201]

Her name was Lamia Beard.

Her name was Taja DeJesus.

Her name was Penny Proud. 

Her name was Ty Underwood.

Her name was Yazmin Vash Payne. 

it’s important that we pay tribute to Leelah and Zander, but it’s also important that we pay tribute to the five trans women of color murdered in 2015 so far. I have seen next to nothing about these women. They are just as important as Leelah or Zander. They deserve the same recognition. They deserve the same respect. Remember their names. 

[phdintvwatching]

This literally can’t get any cuter. 

[zodiac--signs]

the "cooler than you" squad

[ixq-deactivated20150522]

my sign wasnt on here so i deleted it

[nineherbscharm]

historically accurate depiction of the duel of 1804

[thegreenguitar]

Visit Original Link

Uptown Funk (8-bit) Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars (x)

More '8-bit'

[darkbuckie-deactivated20170324]

[4gifs]

[hatewitch]

THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING 

[randommakings]

You guys have clearly never dealt with babies, it’s called swaddling you dumbasses and it helps calm a baby down and it makes it easier for a mother to hold onto/nurse a very fussy baby.

[archived-twigwise]

also it makes babies less likely to like poke themselves in their eyes or scratch their faces up with their demon infant nails

seriously, baby nails are incredibly sharp and a baby does not need to claw themselves up 

swaddling is an ancient as fuck technique to keep your baby warm, safe, and calm (it simulates being held which helps make babies chill) and this particular invention means swaddling without all the fabric which will help keep babies cooler in warm climates, and also allow for changing diapers and the like without unswaddling them

sit yo asses down and learn to care for a small hairless human

[chipsncookies]

this site hates babies what do you expect

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

*sees a crib* THATS A FUCKING CAGE FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK

[yungasura-deactivated20150415]

lmfao^^

[didney-worl-no-uta]

They don’t call it baby jail for nothing

[stopwhitepeopleforever]

[bogleech]

They act like I’m really not about to walk over to Starbucks lmfao

More honest sign:

"Fuck you if you want to talk to distant loved ones at our cafe"

"Fuck you if you wanted a cafe environment to do stressful online classwork and research"

"Fuck you if your job requires an internet connection and you wanted a calming environment for a while"

"Fuck progress in general and fuck your personal choices or needs, we just didn’t want to pay a little extra for wi-fi and we’re pretending you’re the one who should feel bad about it"

[theequeerstrian]

add “we’re pretentious assfucks” 

[kingjaffejoffer]

Leak that bitch address

[sunkissedcactus-deactivated2019]

http://dc.eater.com/2012/1/6/6624685/no-wifi-at-the-new-filter-restaurant-week-previewing

http://www.yelp.com/biz/filter-coffeehouse-foggy-bottom-washington

[kingjaffejoffer]

**leaves 1 star review**