sad prince

Hi Im Syd. This is your lucky day. (They/them)

[deanwinchesterapologist]

[autosadist]

me

[theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221]

[marisatomay]

“where were you during the coup?” on my couch in sweatpants because it was noon on a wednesday during month ten of an out of control pandemic

[marisatomay]

everything is so important and so fucking stupid

[orteil42]

that period in the mid-20th century where the middle class suddenly had access to unprecedented food variety but no idea what to do with it and ended up inventing hundreds of doomed dishes like lime cheese jello salad or ham and banana hollandaise is thematically akin to the cambrian explosion

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The end of this post punched me in the face but you’re not wrong

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kropotkindersurprise]

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]

[argumate]

drug possession? anyone willing to put that much effort into escaping deserves their freedom I reckon.

[baconmancr]

“In Mexico,[6] Belgium,[7] Germany,[8] the Netherlands[9], Sweden[10] and Austria,[11] the philosophy of the law holds that it is human nature to want to escape. In those countries, escapees who do not break any other laws are not charged and no extra time is added to their sentence.“

[dankmemesforsadteens]

a good evolution

[lierdumoa]

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

[strangestquiet]

[obligatorymorningfart]

i want to clarify i think those are the only two things that would change in a modern day star wars setting

[ibuprofengirl]

[beyonslayed]

GOODBYE

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Fun fact: Jesus died a Capricorn and came back an Aries, ain’t that fun?

Anon? Hey, Anon? This is by far the funniest fucking ask I have ever received 

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Why in the word would you need a license just to braid hair?

[sizvideos]

[midnight-sun-rising]

I adore this.

[oceanplait]

It is. Sex work has more gender discrimination, more dangers, more hazards in general, so in many ways, sex work is generally harder work. It should be respected. And legalized.

[howtobangyourmonster]

Also, sex workers do not sell their bodies, they sell a service. Their bodies are still theirs and they can say no.

[callmebliss]

“Also, sex workers do not sell their bodies, they sell a service.” This is so important.

[newtonpermetersquare]

It’s evolving backwards

[pissvortex]