apronpocket

they/them ♡ 27 ♡ ace https://ko-fi.com/apronpocket danmei acc @pockettgcf

[sobcat]

there's always something you have to pay for

[bluesturngold]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[chumbie]

NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

[erzvolnes]

immortal words

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[segamascott]

[ozempicofficial]

[whitechocolatespaceegg]

Happy Pride

[lesbianbloodritual]

so how do i tell you this

[ashstfu]

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

[fleshdyke]

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

[fallenangelvictorious]

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

[fleshdyke]

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

[icarusesdickarus]

inshallah jk rowling loses her fortune and all her hateful deeds are returned to her x10

[icarusesdickarus]

since this post is blowing up again, here’s to horrible people being exposed for what they are! 🍻 (…again)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

398.7

jokes and jests (re: pranks)

[feldfrog]

Oppenheimer came up with the nuclear bombs as a metaphor for some sort of god sized lizard

[lilyblisslys]

being topless in a tattoo shop is rlly funny, I don’t think anyone made eye contact with me all day

[lilyblisslys]

who has the autism now motherfuckers

[shegayonmygirl]

tilejob from a girl with huge mahjongs

[dailycatsblog]