Time is all we need

Chillin' all the time. I enjoy so many things. Wanna see if we like things alike?

[glumshoe]

my dad’s reply when I said I’d be there for dinner tomorrow

[ultrafacts]

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Follow @ultrafacts for more facts!

[uncle-beanbag]

Was the record to take five steps or did he take more than five steps?

[snatch-daddy]

Previous record was five steps I believe

[uncle-beanbag]

Do did he take more?

[necromanticowboy]

I feel like we’re ignoring the obvious question of “why the crap did some whacky bastard try carry a 1,430 lbs. log in the first place?”

Also the previous record was three steps (again why?) and our “Mountain that Rides” made it a full five steps

[uncle-beanbag]

Because he could

[medic981]

So…. in doing some reading, I’m more in awe.

The “world record” actually comes from an Icelandic viking legend in which Orm Storulfsson carried the mast of a ship (with the same specifications as the log that Hafthor lifted) for three steps. According to legend, 50 men lifted the mast onto Orm’s back. He took three steps. After the third step, his back was broken and he was never again the same.

So it isn’t like he broke a world record that was set 50 years ago or something. This was a legend from 1000 years ago.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=JpUrXJNcS_8#dialog

[kasaron]

We are living in times where people overcome actual, literal legends. 

That’s….awesome.

[elliebartlets]

i don’t know what’s better scully’s facial expressions or mulder walking out the door

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[lingling40hrs]

[chronicowboy]

where are all the posts about our very own badass maria rambeau?

single mother? ✔

woc? ✔

skilled pilot?✔

tester pilot therefore more chance of stuff going wrong?✔

1 of 3 women pilots?✔

shoots at alien race of born warriors?✔

flies a plane of refugee aliens whilst being shot at and chased by evil aliens?✔

crashes into a kree?✔

opens her home to refugee aliens?✔

maria is one badass woman

[shannonrart]

Ok the reason this is one of the best scenes I have ever seen in a movie is because they immediately establish Colette’s tough personality as traits of a boss NOT a bitch. Unlike far too many films (children’s and adults), this lead female doesn’t try to make herself stand out by saying something that undermines other women like “I’m not like most women who spend half the day worrying what they look like” or “I don’t sit around playing with makeup and dolls”. I am so sick of seeing female characters that are written as being proud of being strong, brave, or courageous despite them being a woman. AS IF BEING A WOMAN IS A HANDICAP AND THEY BEAT THE ODDS. Colette straight out calls the patriarchy and establishes the system between her and her subordinate. At the end she isn’t portrayed as bitchy, but as a leader, and Linguine is impressed, not put off. If a man is tough and takes no bullshit, he is admired and considered a strong leader and boss. If a woman does the same she is considered out of line, bossy, and bitchy.

Here, Colette is an immediate leader, and does not try and undermine herself or other women in order to prove that she is charge.

Colette is seen as the boss, not seen as bossy.

[profeminist]

[justlookatthosesausages]

Nick Fury: I’m an Absolute Badass. I’m the Head of SHIELD. I walk dramatically in corridors entirely dressed in black.

also Nick Fury: *sees one (1) cat*

[figdays]

Steven Universe Sitting Stickers // plushishop

[c3rvida3]

The zipper on my pants made a weird lump when I sat down, and Bre’s son pointed at it, turned to her, and very matter-of-factly said, “That’s his nutsack.”

[c3rvida3]

HEARTWARMING: This Gender Affirming Toddler Sees No Difference Between Trans and Cis Men, Threatens to Kick Me in the Dick Every Day

[drdelphinecormigay]

There is categorically no trend on Twitter that will ever ever ever beat this ‘girls do it better’ thing we’ve got going because honestly it’s just meaning we’re getting photos of beautiful girls recreating this look and my lesbian ass is living for it

[drdelphinecormigay]

Seeing as you guys are loving this as much as I am, let me bless your eyes with some more beautiful girls creating this iconic look. Creds of course to all of these wonderful ladies

[rhaalia]

im fucKIN

[undeniablylazy]

[o-holynight]

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I WANT TO DRESS FROM NOW ON. That’s why I bought all the buttoned shirts.

[ithelpstodream]

[psychedelicfelon]

All facts though 🤷🏾‍♂️

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Because [cishet]men don’t have or really understand indepth friendship. They depend on ALL of their emotional support from their parents (read: mothers) or their spouses (read: wives). So when they are expected to care about the well being and feelings of a woman they aren’t fucking they think the world is ending.

[eroticallyyou-deactivated201812]

I GUARANTEE somebody got their feelings hurt after reading this LMAO

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

^Facts

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

For those who didn’t understand

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

10/10 post

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

“Women aren’t vending machines you put compliments into until sex comes out.”

[justsomewiccanstuff]

Witch Tip #14

If you want to cleanse a room/space and don’t have sage mix together salt and water. Then flick the water from the middle of your room/space outward while saying a prayer.

[notyourmothersspellbook]

Spring Events

Sabbats:

Ostara (Spring Equinox) - March 20th 

Walpurgisnacht - April 30th 

Beltane (May Day) - May 1st 

Astrological Events:

Full Moons - March 21st, April 19th, May 18th

New Moons - March 6th, April 5th, May 4th

Mercury Retrograde - March 5th-28th

Jupiter Retrograde - April 10th-Aug.11th

Pluto Retrograde - April 24th-Oct.3rd

Saturn Retrograde - April 30th-Sept.18th

To Do:

Spring is obviously a time to celebrate growth, regeneration, and healing. The Earth is reawakening for the year and you should be as well. You’ve reflected throughout the long nights of winter, you’ve used your early spring days to plan, and now it’s time to begin to bloom. Ostara welcomes the official start of the spring thaw, while Walpurgisnacht offers a chance to fly in communion with others, and Beltane stands as the last point before summer begins to take hold. This season ask yourself how you’re changing or growing and how your practice might grow as well. 

[beachdeath]

like at the end of return of the jedi everyone else is dancing and getting shitfaced on ewok booze and shooting off fireworks because they just trashed the empire for good and luke is like, i just watched my father die in my arms and then personally threw his body on a funeral pyre… time to party pass the vodka

[beachdeath]

luke: *wanders off by himself, dissociates, sees the ghosts of his father and his teachers staring at him from the woods*

some ewok: *does a keg stand*

[onlinepunk]

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

[lunarlegend11]

twilight au where Edward and his family just go along with it for kicks:

Rosalie hates it, Jasper sucks (or can’t keep a straight face) so he takes any excuse to avoid Bella, Carlisle doesn’t like pretending to hurt people so he decides his new persona has miraculous control, Alice and Emmett are LIVING this lie

they have an emergency family meeting to come up with basic ground rules and cover story but then just wing everything else

[heidivolturi]

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

[ohsalamanders]

how would jacob fit into this tho

[onlinepunk]

he’s a furry

[ineffectualdemon]

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

[aconfusedbird]

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

[let-tyrants-fear]

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it  

[wheeloffortune-design]

you know that helpless feeling when something negative is happening to you and you can’t do anything about it so you just want to cry?

that’s babies. they can’t do anything to solve their problems. so they cry. 

#BabiesAreRelatable