Someone you may or may not know

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[bloodylipglossveins]

my drama queen he was consistently serving cunt

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[boydonegood]

hooorrible historieees stickers 🕺🎶

[aquariumphysics]

If you cant handle the picture of dorian gray at its chapter XI you dont deserve it at its chapter IX

[flowersandfashion]

the fact that Jeremy Brett played both Dorian Gray and Basil Hallward AND both John Watson and Sherlock Holmes throughout his career. he has the range.

[bearsintreesofficial]

growing up, I listened to a lot of music based around how much the lyricist hated themselves. no punches pulled - a one hit KO.

I think there is real, genuine skill in being able to eloquently describe why you are the biggest piece of shit to ever grace god’s green earth. I think it can often be captivating and cathartic and beautiful. I think the opposite can be just as cathartic too.

there is something beautiful in the delusion you need to afford yourself when you are at your weakest. there is something beautiful in the tricks you need to play on your mind to convince yourself that you look okay, today, actually! there is something beautiful in telling yourself 'we are so back' when every inch of your body is telling you 'we are so over.'

I don’t know if either of those mindsets really constitute character development; but it’s fun to exist in that mirror world, if only for a day.

listen to character development here.

[bearsintreesofficial]

four out of five wizards recommend bears in trees. one out of five wizards have hexed bears in trees. make of that what you will

[phrenic-a]

Sounds like only 4 members of bears in trees know counterspell.

[bearsintreesofficial]

i don't know what to tell you. i really thought dancing lights would have more use cases

[iankaikkinenvitutus]

Bears in trees be like:

"I'm doing well! I just have emotional pain and trauma:( It is wonderful to be alive:) I just love life, despite how many disappointments it has brought me:)."

[afteas2003]

Incredible speed by Bears In Trees is for the kids that read too much and got made fun of for their big vocabularies. But like. Hugging and spinning you around in a sunny field

[writingwithminotaur]

When you daydream about your story and it doesn’t magically write itself onto the page:

[vokoy]

In another universe maybe we...

[fallout-lou-begas]

i literally cannot believe that the Snickers snacklish translator is apparently lost media what the fuck

[fallout-lou-begas]

there used to be a website for a snickers ad campaign that would "translate" anything you put into it into this kind of language and i'm so mad that it's just gone with no archive???

[fallout-lou-begas]

SNACKLISH REBORN

[krusavech]

[double--cross-d]

I had to.

[katie-official]

[kyotoprotocols]

[mostcertainlynotcis]

@entities-of-posts

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

[antisocial-astronaut]

To everybody I’ve done this to I’m VERY sorry

[thatweirdwalangpake]

Me sending vibes to my tumblr friends instead of talking to them:

[mx-brahms]

/!\ BROADCAST TO ALL MY MUTUALS /!\

[failbettergames]

the gender options that started it all

[autism69]

: <- a bite mark

[autism69]

easy website

[hiveswap]

me calming down my vampire horse named website

[shipperofthenineseas]

I NEED TO SING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS ‘RED ROSE’ BUT I LIVE IN A HOUSE WHERE POEPLE EXIST AND I CANNOTTTT UGH. lord free me and put me in a cave where I can sing my heart out omg