justiceVampire

aka gwhiz_138

[justicevampire]

Introduction Post since I've been here for a bit

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Hello! You can call me justice, jV, or gwhiz. I'm a minor, genderfluid, and pansexual.

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Everything I've ever been obsessed with:

Demon Slayer

FNAF

Black Butler

MHA

Slenderverse

Creepypasta

Mouthwashing

Ride the Cyclone

Heathers

Gorillaz

Homestuck

Bungo Stray Dogs

Mad Father

Ib

Roblox

Roblox Myths

Popee the Performer

Resident Evil

MCR

FOB

TTLOTFK

Forsaken

LaceyGames.com

LOTF

LOTR

DC

Marvel

Gotham

DSAF

TMC

IT (movies, book)

Stephen King Universe

Mandela Catalogue

TFTGS (current)

WTNV

TMA (current)

CHNT

Wormwood Institute (PLEASE UPDATE ITT)

DDLC

Yandere Simulator

Granny

Slenderman/Slendrina Games

and a lot more I can't remember rn

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And some youtubers I like!

Flamingo

Moderation Queen

Kubz Scouts

dainty

LaurenZSide

Gloom

Layze

Danny Gonzales

Kurtis Conner

Daz Games

RAVON

DenisDaily

SaltyCrab

xKarutaClanx

CaseOh

Kiwi tapes (FAVE)

SmokeyMcC (FAVE)

JadenWilliamsLIVE

teabang (FAVE)

(A lot more I can't remember)

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I don't have a DNI list, I block freely!

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[vero-lynn]

That bunny is used as hostage on the daily btw

[creepypastaideas]

i love this so i must reblog every time i see it

[cringeonmainst]

Obsessed with the idea of Sabine being a faceless character until book four. Her features blurry or hidden as Jack tries to block out the impending grief of their relationship. Until he has to face it.

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[badymaru]

watch out - London, UK July 10th, 2026

📸: hollyburnz

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[mira-mira-0n-the-wall]

[staticbluue]

“People should pass a test before being allowed to have kids.” “Isn’t it scary how white people have this inborn capacity for evil?” “I’ll never pass because males and females have different skull shapes.” “Autistic people have a stronger sense of justice than anyone else.” “I don’t want AMABs in my space because they’re dangerous.” “You shouldn’t have access to hormones if you dress like THAT.” “Anyone who does something that awful isn’t human.” “Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”

This is eugenics. This is phrenology. THIS IS NAZI SHIT, YOU ARE A LEFTIST BUYING INTO NAZI SHIT. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO NAZI SHIT.

[pangur-and-grim]

I apprehended him mid-crime

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[ghost-mantis]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[jame7t]

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

[slopgirlier]

[dogpuppy]

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[charmwasjess]

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

[baddywronglegs]

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

[c-53]

I went to an intro to fencing course yesterday and i was notably better at fast footwork than my classmates, and a fair bit worse at parrying so in the actual combat I blitzed to 4-0 by just being incredibly fast and aggressive, at which point I lost 4-5 when my opponent realized her arms were longer than mine, and my defense was shit, and I wore myself out too fast. Fantastic time though oh my god

[c-53]

Bad defense? Don’t really know how to turn a parry into a counterattack reliably? Don’t let them attack! Scare the shit out of them!