I talk to God, but the sky is empty.

Izzy | 23 | Professional Nerd | Gamer |  Mom | Polyamorous Pansexual

[kazamajun]

I can’t be the only one who thinks Solas pairs beautifully with @screenshotsofdespair​ 

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[justcatposts]

Don’t judge her, she probably couldn’t afford adoption papers

[woodfin-deactivated20211110]

I work at a humane society shelter, and this does happen occasionally. usually cats won’t “steal” the kittens, they’ll hear them crying and stick around and if a momma doesn’t come around they’ll take them somewhere safe and try to care for them

we recently had a very confused lady who called that her cat was trying to take care of an astounding 8 kittens and brought them in

the kittens were obviously malnourished, and we looked around her neighborhood and sadly found the dead mama, she got hit by a car

it’s a really useful thing that cats will do

sometimes the mom will just have gotten lost and will come back to try and find her kittens and so that can be frustrating, but considering how rough it is for stray kittens, it’s a lot better for them to be in a household and cared for where the parent cat can get guareenteed food and shelter

I can’t tell you how many abandoned kittens we find that can’t make it

it sucks a lot

anyway tangent done

I just 😭😭 I love cats a lot

[hyperactivehedgehog]

Your cat isn’t a kidnapper she’s an ADOPTIVE MOTHER don’t be rude

[sixpenceee]

Lost dog immediately recognizes his owner in court room. More interesting posts like this here.

[edge-collecter]

Judge Judy ain’t have time for that shit today 😂😂

[orange-slices-and-fetal-spooning]

I’m crying, that’s his baby!!!!

[bubblegum-pwussay]

She know ha ass was lieing

[ruinedchildhood]

[valtsv]

men will be like "dual wielding is impractical and dangerous and historically innaccurate and an unrealistic fantasy" and then turn around and give all their female characters titty armor that wobbles every time they breathe

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

facts

[unaenanasinamor]

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

[antique-scarecrow]

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:

[c0ffeekitten]

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

[c0ffeekitten]

[blurobinthoughts]

If you want someone to smile, give them a reason to

damn that’s good. So simple yet seemingly an unknown concept

[tindershwinder]

He unmatched me after this. I was just trying to be thorough

[fieldbears]

#what the FUCK#this kind of response is the ENTIRE POINT of this question @techtonicactivity

[galwednesday]

The only possible explanation is that this guy isn’t interested in dating, but is just crowdsourcing the best possible solution to his recent snail-related curse. 

[arandomthot]

Safe to say she found the right therapist

[inactive-elw-2025]

My therapist and i send memes back and forth - this is the most recent one he sent me.

[ruffboi-mags]

mood

[bagels-are-my-friends-deactivat]

jrr tolkien: i really love my wife. i will make her into a beautiful, unearthly half-angel princess who beat satan almost single-handedly and won an argument with the keeper of the halls of the dead

jrr tolkien: i really love my best friend. i will make him into a grumpy old tree who never gets to the point

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Marriage vs. friendship

[reddpenn]

A little story about ghosts, and roommates, and getting to know each other.

[non-bender-world]

Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?

[comradekatara]

oh honey they are fully dead

[chemicalmagecraft]

No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.

[comradekatara]

oh, sure. she doesn't care though. she's 12 and she's thriving and she loves to murder

[sussura]

Aang: I have to defeat Ozai, but I don’t think I can murder anyone

Toph: I can do it.

Aang:

Toph: I’ve killed like 20 people since we met

Aang:

Sokka:

Katara:

[panpteryx]

Toph: I mean you guys have killed a bunch of people too

Aang: what no I haven’t I’ve never killed anyone!

Toph: twinkletoes you pick people up and drop them and blow them into walls. katara hits people with water hard enough to throw them to the ground and encases them in ice. Zuko’s straight-up throwing fire at people. Sokka hits people with a club.

Katara:

Aang:

Sokka:

Toph: when you hit people really hard they often die. I mean, I feel it every time. not counting the head trauma and frostbite that probably means they die later.

Toph: ....did you guys not know you were killing people?

Zuko: I mean I wasn’t going to bring it up but she’s right

Toph: I thought we were all doing it on purpose!

Zuko: it’s all in self-defense, it’s not like we’re going out of our way to kill people, but these things happen. Sometimes people have to die to protect everyone else. I thought you understood that already

Katara:

Sokka:

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: *extremely loud airbender scream*

[captain-flint]

JJ abrams: and then they hug.. you kno like friends do

oscar: i got it :)

[zoraiya]

It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I feel like Africa is playing in his head

[bigstupiduglyogre]

Decadence

[smallmight]

Decadence

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[kimmycup]

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

[five-flats]

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

[eucalyptus-sage]

hot take: katniss is a revolutionary female hero because she's not really a hero. she fights for people, not for a greater good, and she's willing to do awful things for her family, including killing innocents. she believes in a revolution because she wants freedom, not because "it's the right thing to do." she's not a quirky female hero who always knows what to say. she's awkward and self-depricating and blunt and not likeable, which is implicitly stated in the books and movies. she's not comfortable in feminine clothes, she hunts, she's scared and social uncomfortable in a way that makes others uncomfortable. she's volitile in a way that's very different than the normal quirky female lead, she's not some manic bipolar idea, she's a real person with genuine issues. she's harsh and sharp and cruel and mean and she's not perfect. she's not even very likeable. she doesn't speak much to others and when she does, it's mostly angry or cutting. but she's astounding and breathtakingly tragic while being real and raw and absolutely human.

[eucalyptus-sage]

additional hot take: peeta is a revolutionary male lead because he's a baker. he's a homemaker, essentially. katniss is a hunter and he is a baker. they are the exact opposite of their steryotypical gender roles. she is the deadly one, not him. she is the angry one, not him. where she pushes, he bends. where she screams, he sings. where she runs, he hides.

peeta is soft and kind and good and willing to die so he won't hurt others. he comforts katniss when she needs it, even when she isn't that nice to him. he loves her from afar, quietly and not creepily. he isn't angry. he barely uses any violence in the first book/movie. he's the injured one, not her. he isn't the muscular manly stereotype of a male lead, especially in such a violence driven world. he isn't like four from divergent. he isn't cold and harsh and mysterous. he's sweet and open and soft, he's kind and compassionate.

he's a baker in a world full of hunters.

[bimboid]

[lelouch]

hottest take

[reeeeeeeaaalllylonggiraffe]

Would someone please tell me which war crimes she committed? I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned them to me before and I’d really like to know.

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

Oh, that’s what makes this a TRULY piping hot take. It’s that she, as commander, placed a civilian into combat, which is classified as a war crime because of press ganging and child soldiers, along with the whole general thing about exposing civilians to harm. Like, yeah, generally speaking, inflicting that on someone is a war crime.

The trouble is, the civilian she placed in combat? Herself.

This guy (and Human Pet Guy) are calling her a war criminal because they’re doing mental somersaults to consider her both a commander and a civilian. At the same time.

Yeah.

[semituring]

so we’re just stealing our discourse from fifteenth century france huh

[reginulx-deactivated20180305]

This blog is pro-Joan of Arc and any antis will be promptly blocked

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I’m just distracted by the idea of Joan of arc being a “waifu”