Can't the Bitch Count?

[fridayvelvet]

Shin Hakyun for Allure

[ladyrose892]

[mariocki]

“Athough written many years ago, Lady Chatterley’s Lover has just been reissued by Grove Press, and this fictional account of the day-by-day life of an English gamekeeper is still of considerable interest to outdoor-minded readers, as it contains many passages on pheasant-raising, the apprehending of poachers, ways to control vermin, and other chores and duties of the professional gamekeeper. Unfortunately, one is obliged to wade through many pages of extraneous material in order to discover and savour these sidelights on the management of a Midland shooting estate, and in this reviewer’s opinion this book cannot take the place of J. R. Miller's Practical Gamekeeping.”

- Ed Zern providing probably the greatest review of Lady Chatterley ever written (Field & Stream magazine, 1959).

[smoreofbabylon]

seems a little unfair that I’ll never have my portrait made by John Singer Sargent. I would have been really good at it. there’d be just a hint of canny amusement in my gaze toward the viewer and everything

[dr-gaytorius]

[hunched trembling in a dark corner with a knife] I can be normal about normal things and I can prove it

[captainraydor]

““Let’s put it this way if Mary McDonnell wasn’t married, we would be!””

— Edward James Olmos, Dragon Con 2013 

[schiff0rd]

Feeling very normal about this

[benjaminagunn]

[benjaminagunn]

[rovermcfly]

JAMES LANCE TRENT CRIMM in the FIFA 23 | Official Ted Lasso Trailer

[rhube]

[todayiwrotenothing]

Hey @aquentinblakeillustration !

[crimmson-sight]

MOTHER

[rovermcfly]

JAMES LANCE for Creator's Faire

[drysdale-ransom]

Ted Lasso Season 3 Ep 6 → Doctor Who Season 5 Ep 10

[selfconfessedfangirl]

no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched

[animatedtext]

[brucebanners-deactivated2019042]

Galaxy Quest (1999) dir. Dean Parisot

[ghostcat3000]

#rickman has the tragic bearing of a man aware that there’s a fanlore page devoted entirely to his character’s dick #this is a dude who has been asked to autograph zines with names like “purple mountain majesties” #he gives iconic performances of shakespeare knowing 20% of his audience is thinking about the mak'tar triple prostate hypothesis #galaxy quest (via @deadpanwalking)

[absolute-creature-deactivated20]

R/relationships post:

My (58M) gf (55F) asked me to commit genocide with biological weapons and I'm not sure whether I should do it or not. On the one hand, genocide is morally wrong, but on the other hand I have a hard time saying no to her, especially when it's something she really cares about. I told her about my moral reservations and she responded by ordering me to do it (for context she is the president). Now on one occasion in the past we had a fight which ended with me having her arrested and detained, but I'm kind of not sure this is worth that, and I dont want it to be a pattern in our relationship. Any advice?