Don't come at me with that weak tea.

[princesconsuela]

[dark--khaos]

[miszbehave-deactivated20191228]

[zouisbreakup]

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

[killingevesource]

[steveyockey]

watching a film and then checking the tag for the film for a little photo or gifset you can reblog to tell everyone you just watched a film but all the options suck. I might as well die

[badjokesbyjeff]

I was browsing in a liquor store when an employee asked me “Do you need help?”

I said, “Yes, but I’m here to get whiskey instead.”

[incorrectvillanevequotes]

[shelbv]

mr. robot → 1.01

[frikiskrew]

[lawbreaker13]

I CHOKED

[fuckyahumor]

this is something

[keepingtimetimetime]

HE’S FINE!!!!!

[becherdireinen]

My New Years resolution is to stop wondering if I’m good enough for other people and start wondering if they’re good enough for me.

[quotemadness]

“Before the truth can set you free you need to recognize which lie is holding you hostage.”

— Unknown

[honeysilkpoppyseed]

the urge to fix my life starting today but its a saturday. i'll start on monday

[yms1]

2022 be nice

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[ergolost]

omg

[rat-of-the-sky-on-fire-deactiva]

World heratige post

[between-2-and-20-characters]

ah yes, the original version

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

“when Russia sends you nudes” kills me every time

[cooltransghost]

shh, dont tell anyone

[what-even-is-thiss]

The ancient texts…

[jodiefoster]

My heart! She longs for something ! What does this bitch want