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How to get a boyfriend, with Dave Strider.

Dave: i cant stand myself.

Karkat: I CANT STAND MYSELF EITHER.

Dave: i can stand you.

Karkat: WHAT

Dave: date me.

The Signs As Monsters

Aries: Fast and deadly. They blend into the forest. Will kill you without making a sound. You won't see them until it's too late.

Taurus: Eyes like steel. Spikes stick out from their shoulders. They have a growl that makes your bones vibrate. You hear it before you see it.

Gemini: Red eyes and black feathers. They come come down from the sky in flocks and carry victims away in their claws. They hunt at twilight.

Cancer: They look like beautiful people, but their nails are too sharp and their hair is long and wild. They lure people to their deaths with their attractiveness and sweet voices.

Leo: Giant beasts that tower over the trees. Bright scales and rows of teeth. They have a ferocious roar that shakes the ground. They enjoy stepping on people but are careful to not hurt other monsters.

Virgo: Small but clever. With large violet eyes and grey fur. They will snuggle into your arms and then scratch and slice you with their claws. They always win.

Libra: Slithers in trees with glistening scales. They strangle passing humans and eat them whole.

Scorpio: Very very fast. You only see a passing shadow. If you feel a sharp pinch then you're already doomed. It only takes a few moments for the poison to set in.

Sagittarius: Bright eyes and gorgeous teeth. They float behind you and sing lullabies in a strange language until you fall asleep. You'll never wake up.

Capricorn: They decorate the forest with exotic flowers and grow vines from their tail. It will come at you from behind as you admire their work.

Aquarius: They look like humans with extra limbs. Too many arms and legs. Five eyes and no nose. Yet they move beautifully and aren't actually dangerous. People just fear them because they do not understand them.

Pisces: They move in packs and hiss at the moon. They have bright blue eyes and silver fur. They come at you from all directions.

#capricorn #mines really good np

lopmon

arachnidsxauxiliatrix

I relate all zodiac posts will Homestuck.

#Capricorn #Also Gamzee #Karkat #Vriska #Sollux #Tru

goblinnutss

Guys its oficialy gay pride month what’s your day mine is 5

#5

no-longer-kanaya-deactivated202

whenever i hear my own voice i want to die

ancestralalbum

About

After the release of the Beforus album there is a new group of characters from Homestuck that has yet to be explored; the ancestors and the guardians.

While some album have referenced them (and one album, Tomb of the Ancestors has been made by Robert Blaker about the ancestors) the ancestors generally only have two songs each (exceptions being Handmaid and Condesce. The idea here is to, like the Beforus album, explore more of their personalities, their relationships, their stories and the events of their era.

As we know arguably less about them than we did the alpha trolls, this will allow for huge artistic freedom and we are looking for both artists and musicians to properly convey these stories.

The album will explore the Alternia ancestors, all eight guardians and some of the Beforan ancestors, going by what little we have found out about them.

The mods of this project are porrim-maryam and vriska.

If you have any questions, feel free to Ask!

If this tickles your fancy, apply as an artist or musician!

konansgirlfriend

Okas so we are DOING THIS! If you’re not interested in joining, please reblog this and spread the word!

saccharinesylpharchive

Hey y'all!! If you had a blast on the Beforus Album, you should check out the Ancestors album!!

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ヽ（´～｀）ノ

#I really like this drawing style

cutestvillager

tag urself im bork

#burk

My shitty drawing (unfinished)

ragecomics4you

Nathan Drake… yeah I’m fine

alonelyduet-deactivated20171004

The kajiit dragonborn.

simon-bakers-forehead-lines

Amanda Ripley, so I guess I’m just a good engineer?

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//I AM A 243 YEAR-OLD WAR VETERAN WITH POWER ARMOUR AND A DEVICE CAPABLE OF LAUNCHING MINIATURE NUCLEAR DEVICES

formerlybees

I am the alien invader.

drinkingisgoodforyou

Motha Fokkin’ WoW Shaman. Draenei at that.

hideoutfromreality

THE FUCKING DOOM GUY.

clawsforalarm

MY LEVEL 5 IKSAR NECROMANCER ON EVERQUEST….SORRY EVERYONE

nulltdl

A tiny robot armed with a toothbrush and the will to clean… I’VE GOT THIS SHIT.

ricofoxmods

Destiny, I have killed so many aliens i might as well be a genocidal maniac

sketchy-red-dude

Bandit from Risk Of Rain

aquasplashboobqueen

Series EV2 from Dungeon Defenders 2

juiceinyoureye

Thor. Just straight up Thor.

kawaiidesuswag

Well, Doom Guy has the power of TOTAL BADASSERY. So, I think the aliens won’t be any problem.

adeadphish

also doom guy

cyberdramon

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Doom Guy from the newest Doom Game

nicoleartist

Mass Effect Those aliens are fucked

dement009

Let them come.

abcleverun

…the Sims…

molonara

arachnidsxauxiliatrix

Laura Croft

universoulhealing

We accept the love we think we deserve.

daynapapaya-deactivated20181023

Three years ago, my dog went viral on Imgur and Reddit, thanks to this picture I took right after she’d yanked down a post from the front of our house with her bare strength.

But like the image above says, this is not a good post.

That dog above, the one that made so many people laugh, her name is Eva, and she’s my 7-year-old lab. She was just diagnosed with canine lymphoma.

Without chemo, she only has 3 months left with us. But her oncologist has given her a good prognosis with chemotherapy. She could live to see her 9th, 10th, and even 11th birthday.

Which means more years of this happy, ridiculous puppy.

The price to extend her life? $8500.

I nearly died when I saw the number. I’m paying off 4 student loans right now, and my parents are in insurmountable debt. I thought, this is it, we’re screwed. In between crying spells and anxiety attacks, I realized what my choices were: give up and let Eva go in the next 3 months, or crowdfund my ass off.

Internet: you’ve done it before, now I’m begging you, do it again. Spread Eva like wildfire. She deserves a second chance. She deserves the extra time, and all the fun and happiness she’ll have in that time.

Here is the link to her gofundme.

Any amount you can donate will help tremendously. Please, help Eva.

daynapapaya-deactivated20181023

Eva has raised over $3,000 in one week!!! Part of that is because of many tumblr users who have donated, thanks to so many of you reblogging this. Please keep sharing. Tag people you know who have lots of followers. Post it on your facebook. On reddit. On twitter. Everywhere!! I have 17 weeks to come up with $5,000 more for this fantastic pupper.

daynapapaya-deactivated20181023

New tactic for week 2: anyone who reblogs this post will get an automatic follow from me. You don’t have to follow me back! If it gets more people to reblog this post, I’ll do whatever it takes.

pansexualfacts

Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Not greedy in terms of partners; rather, pansexuals all have massive hoards of gold and diamonds in their homes, and will defend their loot to the death. Pansexuals are also capable of breathing fire and spawning wings. Should you awaken a pansexual from their thousand-year slumber, be very afraid.

#tru

kelseesi

they love each other

vomitstain-deactivated20200413

@pluto-jpg it’s us

spook-rascal

Okay so we have this locker room at school where there this one locker that isn’t connected to the others. I don’t even know if someone actually uses it because it always had the same stickers and lock ever since I entered the school. So when semester started some people began to move it randomly, but as time passed, it became a lot more intense.

So eventually the principal heard of this and got really angry, saying some students were lacking maturity and respect. So what were the students reaction to this? Turning it into a meme of course.