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they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy

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angel-derangement

idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.

tforthetea

WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT

phyrexian-lootbug

Tumblr has fact checking?

tforthetea

apparently???

angel-derangement

yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here

idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff

HUH?????

Why did I find this out in a shit post about pussy and lesbians?????

angel-derangement

have you got notifications on for announcements? you can find the setting here if not

micromontage

today the last celebrity died in captivity

paper-mario-wiki

if there is some measure of judgement passed after death for admittance into any kind of afterlife it's like, bullshit that they're still judging our actions to that degree in the era where our brains are filled with microplastics.

those are DEFINITELY inhibiting my decision making. i CANNOT be held to the same standards as some visogoth who exclusively ate sheeps brain and yak milk.

paper-mario-wiki

yuuuuuuuuuup that's getting grafted into my belief system

#the good place

enyafans4communism

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

statistical-distr-of-polls

FMK - In order

The wound, the past, the ghost

The past, the ghost, the wound

The ghost, the wound, the past

The wound, the ghost, the past

The past, the wound, the ghost

The ghost, the past, the wound

Variation I forgor/bald/vanilla extract/results

Voting ended onMay 17

astraltrickster

charlataninred

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

tintincat

The poster for "The Two Towers" that I drew a long time ago

#lotr

natalieironside

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

rebels-cairn

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous