jesus, mary and jazzhands

they/them

[radio-heads]

@twinwitchbolt you asked and i shall deliver 😌

i'm still adding to it, though, so it's not done but it has a pretty decent selection so far :)

also, if there are any songs y'all would like to see added / that you think would work for them let me know and i'll be sure to put them on the playlist c:

[horrorofthebeast]

I am a nintendog and you are a tennis ball

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom

[emobricosss]

Happy pride month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eroscestlavie]

We rly need to bring back the term “acquaintance” like into regular and frequent use. So many high drama community squabbles and feelings of betrayal could be avoided if people just admitted there’s a step between “stranger” and a full on friend whose friendship you have a commitment to continuing and fostering. Like sometimes you’re just aquatinted with someone and you might decide you don’t like them after getting to know them a bit better…that’s very normal

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[sydrichie]

[homunculus-argument]

I think it would be funny to write a murder mystery where not only did every single character involved have an obvious motive to kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to murder him first, but the murder attempts all cancelled each other out all except for one. Two people tried to poison him but the poisons just happen to work as antidotes for each other, and instead of killing him only gave him the shits, and due to having the shits he couldn't go hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the plans of the one who had conditioned his favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt of tampering with his gun so that it would have exploded his whole face off.

The whole mystery isn't about who could have done it or how, but who was the one who got lucky and actually succeeded.

[terriwriting]

Sherlock Holmes and The Case of Perhaps We'd Best Leave This One Alone, Watson. There Appears To Be An Excess Of Armed Maniacs In The Vicinity.

[copperbadge]

When I was in high school a friend of mine would host murder mystery dinners once or twice a year. They were the kind you could buy as a kit -- I don't even know if they exist anymore -- and everyone was assigned (or chose) a character, then received a booklet of clues to share. The idea was to spend an evening in a one-shot LARP designed like an Agatha Christie novel.

I was a year above most of them at school so they threw a "goodbye" murder mystery for me just before graduation, and about 2/3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim. The game then shifted from "whodunnit" to "who succeeded in dunninit" which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games.

After we solved it, we discovered that the game wasn't from a kit -- the host had written it herself and meticulously printed out the booklets in replica style of the kits. It was the best going-away party I think I could possibly have had.

[cassassinated]

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

[mythicalwashrag]

[useful-info-haver]

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

[nyxgoddessofcandles]

There's more to do actually, now

go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999

additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm

also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false

note! this will limit video to 1080p

and use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dont-accept-webp/ to kill WebP Fuck Google

[vortex-vt]

We jailbreaking browsers now lmao

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

[dear-ao3]

[radio-heads]

my god, my blog is 13

she grew up right before my eyes 🥹🥹🥹

[hasunoko]

[wasoncebeetle]

Mlp Redesigns: Big McIntosh

Isn’t he cute?? Or she, maybe! I’m not sure yet. Maybe he’s not sure yet! I LOVE seeing people’s transfem Big Mac headcannons and stuff but idk, I kinda like the concept of her not really knowing who he wants to be just now… or maybe feeling connected with both masculinity and femininity! the idea of a character exploring and working stuff out while also balancing work and family and chores is very sweet for me. His siblings still love him very much, whether she’s a girl or he’s a boy :]

Also I think it’s a really funny concept for Applejack to ask his pronouns by asking “am I the oldest apple daughter today?” And Big Mac can say “Eeyup” or “Nnope”

Design notes:

-Applejack is an apple pie, Apple Bloom is an apple turnover, and Big Mac is an apple crumble :]

-I made his yoke more realistic I guess? Idk don’t come after me please horse folks; I had one fuzzy reference and a dream

-gave her some flowers and heart shaped freckles for fun, since I’ve kinda given the apple family a heart motif in their cutie marks

-her colors are jarringly red compared to the crust colors of the other Apple siblings, but cmon…. He has to be red, in my heart…It’s important to me……

-hair the color of straw or wheat

[strange-aeons]

Look at my ugly weird son!!!!!