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27 | transman | aro ace | he/him My name is Maple/Elliot! My favorite things include dinosaurs, memes, fictional fighting kitty cats, and Frank Wildhorn musicals.

[lizardsister]

i know its been Years but i still truly cant get over the implication that LA gangs would both know about markiplier and also care enough about him for him to be a target

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

No, they did. I just stopped them

[zensscared420-deactivated202203]

[papayajuan2019]

[avvocarlo]

get turned small idiot 

[osha-official-the-sequel]

a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a a

That's a very lowercase scream you've got there, would be shame if someone capitalized on it..

[thebonepirate]

i'm going to turn your carcass into a jello mold

[osha-official-the-sequel]

Omg really

[cetitanhasmoved]

[seabassapologist]

[anxietyproblem]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I HATE stories about people going spelunking STOP going into holes in the ground, mankind was NOT meant to go down there STOP it

[sadhoc]

i love you comforter i love you pillow i love you sheets i love you mattress i love you plushie i love you dark room i love you bedtime

[desertbroadd]

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

[kaijudick]

honestly i think it's so funny when doctors are like. know the RISKS of taking T. you will have MOOD SWINGS and become a VIOLENT and UNCONTROLLABLE creature who HOWLS at the MOON. it will turn you GAY. like i hate to say it guys but youve just invented male hysteria

[emil]

HISteria ♂️💯

[goblinbabe666]

adhd is a bullshit disorder like i can’t clean my room to save my life because i’m Too Busy staring at a wall. what the fuck kind of shit is that.

[arce-elliot]

what’s it called when you have blorbos for media you don’t consume. have we named that yet

[anxietyproblem]

[dear-ao3]

[lagozze]

Ao3 authors will literally post under any fucking circumstances

[whitepeopletwitter]

[1620p-deactivated20210608]

Drip. Fuck you mean why

[not-a-space-alien]

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]