^god thats so fucking cool i can just have that. theres more blinkies down there flash warning just in case but none of them really flash? i think?
things on my blog may be a little bit suggestive, i dont recommend coming here if you dont wanna see that !! it isnt at its core just for that stuff though
hi there! I’m Johnny Tequila but I also go by other names like Hydro / Susie/suzy / Johnny / Azazel / Azzy / whatever biitchh any of those work fine i have so many fucking names
Heres my straw thing send me some gimmicks
heres the system blog thing.
HE/HIM/SHE/IT/ANYTHING ELSE THAT DOES NOT INClude THEY THEM. GET CREATIVE! if you use neopronouns you could use yours as mine. it could be awesome. i will absolutely take a her highness or a her majesty
im like a man and a woman. i love ALL women that means ALL.
#SAGA-1 is the Tag for Me, a Head Mate of The Boss Johnny. You Will see me Here. I am not Making My Own blog.
Yeah i’m a faggot and also a dyke
#1 object kisser
dont worry about posts about me hitting my head, i do that a lot.
you will likely see some suggestive stuff here. whether it be a reblog or me sayin something like “me in the pussy if im being honest” with a gif of a river
blood type: really scary
don’t be an ass only im allowed to be an ass on my blog
i can and will block ANYONE i deem to be a fuckhead. as mentioned previously. dont be a dick.
i think im losing it bitch
so sorry if i don’t understand or know something
im plural???????????????
if i like you then i will KILL you. if i hate you then I will kill YOU (derogatory)
CORRECT ME IF I CALL YOU DUDE OR MAN AND YOU DONT LIKE IT!! IM VERY SORRY im trying to change that away from my default
Please reblog my art.
there’s me. if you wanna imagine me as a weird little freak. or a simplified weird little freak (not necessarily blue usually its black and red or purple and slightly brighter purple or what not.). with the sunglasses dont ever take them off. heyyyy is that my fursona?? THAT WONDERFUL LAST FURSONA ART MADE BY GOOD MUTUAL @/transrobotgecko VERY. COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i was gonna put my secret secret blog here but i dont want rhat to be on my main by default. ask for it
had a dream me and a close friend were in a parking lot under an awning while it was raining at night and i went in a store to go grab something and when i came back he was gone. i called him and called him but he never picked up. then he texted me that he had gone into the forest and is in the graveyard. said he had to do something. i remember clambering up the side of the hill into the forest and sprinting through the trees before i woke up, curled up and shaking. afraid.
realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast
Having now binged this entire show because there's something wrong with me, I'd like to inform people of a few more interesting details:
all of the characters use they/them pronouns, there is not a single gendered term in the whole show
Brian David Gilbert was one of the show's writers!
the song in the credits of the finale, which was written for the show, Everybody's Dead by David Michael Loucks is unironically really good, it doesn't seem to have been officially released yet but someone did upload the song on youtube
one of the character deaths actually brought me close to tears, I'm being so serious
also, for anyone who's considering checking out the show, it's a very fast easy watch in a good way, each episode is about 13 minutes long and there's 10 of them, so it's basically the same length as watching your average blockbuster movie
its funny to me how warmups for instruments generally sound nice and pretty. like just basic scales or chords. the exercises i do on my guitar could be mistaken for actual music at times.
and then vocal warmups are shit like. bark like a seal. grunt like a thwomp from mario 64. now sing the melody but instead of the lyrics youre saying 'moo moo mee mee mah mah' even the scales you gotta moo mee mah through that shit and its just so goofy every time. and this is why im not a singer
yeah wait why is it when normal plants are poisonous they just give you heart failure or something but when mushrooms are poisonous they always gotta be some awful SoulsBourne type boss shit
like the one that liquefies your organs inside you
if I remember correctly, there is a mushroom that may be responsible for ALS clusters and another mushroom that can cause you to be depressed for up to 6 months. why do mycotoxins behave like magical curses?
I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.
Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."
when did you join tumblr? (don't vote without reblogging)
before 2010
2010-2013
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2016-2019
after 2020
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ladies the dobbys grave thing is fake news that the beeb fell for 😭 its made up by a podcast guy.. rowling is evil and people gotta let those books go but don't get mad and psych yourself out over straight up nothing
She's babygirl she's a grumpy old man she's a wanted woman she's creepy and wet she's cursed by the gods she's terrible to intern for she's an enemy of the state... i didn't use her name but she popped into your head didn't she
