[just-shower-thoughts]

If a homeless person makes something it’s not homemade

[archangelphoenix666]

no, it’s handmade

[just-shower-thoughts]

Selling seashells by the seashore is a terrible business venture that wouldn’t be very profitable.

[neighborhoodcrow]

They were ammonites, a cephalopod from the Mesozoic, not boring old clams and scallops

Also she (Mary Anning) discovered plesiosaur, ichthyosaur, and pterosaur fossils

[archangelphoenix666]

Not according to tourists who buy them to bring home with them from vacation.

Welcome to a touristy beach...like Daytona

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s a sign of good parenting when your child no longer needs you. It’s a sign of bad parenting if your child no longer wants you.

[archangelphoenix666]

Every toddler at some point has said “I hate you” to their parents and not wanted them in their life dude. 

There’s a ton of movies, stories, and books about kids wishing away their parents because it’s such a common wish.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[m-pennanti]

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

[nerdy-as-heck]

This is art at its finest

[hey-there-princey-deactivated20]

one week to 2020 dudes

[gingerlovesio]

I’m so done

[theartistformerlyknownasmma]

Im so upset that even with all the “zero is odd” “no it’s not” stuff no one bothered to point out… It doesn’t matter. Zero, 0, zEro

[thegreenpea]

But zero isn’t odd. It’s fucking the lack of a number. It’s neutral. It’s empty. There’s nothing there

[kayas-wife]

Zero is a number.

A definition of an even number is that it can be divided by 2 and the result is a whole number. Since you cannot divide zero, you cant divide it by 2 and that means that zero is an odd number.

zEro, onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEven, and then the suffix -teen and every other odd number in english contains the names of the numbers 1 to 9.

[endertrender]

zero is not a goddamn odd number what. even i know that and i’m not good at math. also you can divide 0 by 2, it’s 0, you literally just divide it  and you just get 0 out oh my gosh. you can’t divide by zero but you can divide zero. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero

https://www.britannica.com/story/is-zero-an-even-or-an-odd-number

https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/zero-odd-even.html Quote from this one “ So, technically, [zero] is even. In fact, it is the most even number there is.”

also does anybody on here ever look anything up or? this is making my brain physically hurt. christ.

[mynameismichealwithab-deactivat]

NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.

[natelove]

This post was an absolute train wreck and I’m cursing my followers with it

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Damn you

[sword-and-nightingale]

“Anyone can do math, even gay people”

Bitch, are you sure???

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

This post is amazing. The Chaos is pleased.

[guiltiest-gear]

Is this fucking number discourse

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

Do you have an issue with that?

[guiltiest-gear]

No but just out of all the things it’s about numbers

Just that it’s weird is all

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

The internet is weird, you should be used to that by now.

[guiltiest-gear]

Yeah that’s true

At least the cum soup post was less weird than this

[gecko-lizzard]

Uhh I’m sorry the what

[guiltiest-gear]

Oh boy here we go again

How many times have I done this so far

I’ve done this like… three, maybe four times so far

Do you really want to know

You can turn back now

[a-bisexual-teenager]

Please why did I have to see this post I had midterms today and my brain is already dead I don’t have enough brain cells for this

[coffeeandcrown]

I had never seen this before today and I told my grandma about it and she’s shaking her head in both humor and disappointment. Good job everyone!

[cy-n0-suree-deactivated20210707]

This is the longest post but yall forgot 6

[lem-hhn]

And 1,3,5,7, and 9 are odd numbers. 5 is an honorary even number, but it is still odd.

[mens-rights-activia]

This post should be illegal

[anonymous-elf]

Welcome to the motherfucking internet, get this mess back on my blog, it got better.

[archangelphoenix666]

oh my fucking Lucifer STOP! ENOUGH!

Maybe their Maybelline 

[archangelphoenix666]

Blue bird and Rabbit having adorable tea parties.

[archangelphoenix666]

I really love the different animals they have. I look forward to the red and desert foxes. Plus the panda and shiba inu dog.

[archangelphoenix666]

'My Little Terrarium' is such a calming app. Easy goals, easy to earn currency, and even the right amount of variety that it's not overwhelming.

[blackleopardess]

Higgs lovers unite!!! Found it!!

Thanks to possiblypeachy for finding it for me 💜

I need help!! I read an awesome reader insert fic on here the other day about Higgs that I cant find now!! All I remember is that they met in a little cave during timefall and he tricked her into carrying a package for him and her nickname was boots and Higgs gave her special purple blood laces. Please I need to know if its been updated and what happens next!!

[archangelphoenix666]

I don’t think I can find it on tumblr but I read it on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21450577/chapters/51116425

‘One spark, sun becoming’ by SolainRhyo

[chiffoun-deactivated20200409]

To all fanfic writers who contribute content to the fandom, release stories they spent their precious time and effort on, and are absolutely kind and loving towards their readers

[archangelphoenix666]

Hello.

Good evening, afternoon, morning, whatever.....

[archangelphoenix666]

Still Reaver rp? If so, where?

Witness protection unfortunately. Rather boring but thanks to VPNs I am able to pop up from time to time without starting that religious war. 

[archangelphoenix666]

I think it don't matter sex is sex animal or human but i know a certain snake and bat that wouldn't mind a little love either, trust me I had sex with two of my dogs and like it so it doesn't matter

If consent isn’t there than it just isn’t fun and your dogs can’t exactly speak the safe word now can they dearie? When they say doggy style it doesn’t mean with a dog but to each their own I suppose. I could never get past the knotting. I don’t do cuddling let alone being stuck with a mutt for half an hour.

[xenocatartifacts]

Revamped and ready to rumble! Here’s the final preview before the official release! Color issues and such have been fixed, and man oh man they are pretty! Reel in these beauties and more on January 15th!

[archangelphoenix666]

Nice! I would love to take it a step further and add the sheath that it comes out of(like she ‘described’/demonstrated which would basically be like alligators and crocodile dicks)

Another step would be to add a slit opening at the top along with a tube running through to use with ‘eggs’ big ones like aliens almost or little caviar like eggs all safe for insertion of course so it doesn’t cause infections.

[archangelphoenix666]

Is anyone else having trouble with getting an email from tumblr? 

I gave them the correct one, looked through my inbox, trash, and spam. Still nothing. I haven’t received a single email for confirmation. 

Am I doing anything wrong?

[archangelphoenix666]

Sneak peak. Finished product tomorrow ;)

[archangelphoenix666]

First Harley Quinn cuff done. One more to go

[archangelphoenix666]

I repainted the red diamonds so now it looks much better. Next I'll do the black diamonds then add the red ones on the butt. I just don't like that the diamonds on the arms are misplaced :( If i had the money if get red and black zentai suits to make a whole new Harley Quinn cosplay