Archival Disaster

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[fabricrustling]

jonny please i’m scared

[mikonez]

[sewaryka]

right now, he's prey.

[golswia]

supple-MENTAL am I right-

I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons

[jup1ter-moon]

i am not usually one to repost my tweets and i dont know if tumblr is into chappell roan but i thought this needed sharing (ALSO since i originally drafted this post i went to sleep and woke up with this tweet having over 1000 likes)

[valtsv]

i've said this before but it's an endless source of amusement to me how hypocritical and petty the interpersonal drama between the tma avatars is... our noble patrons of the dread powers vs. their sicko cultists. that being said there is definitely something uniquely fucked in the head about the ones that kept larping as regular guys at their day jobs instead of quitting all that to psychologically torture people with magic tricks.

[laufaye]

hbomberguy turn your gayze upon this wretched plagiarist

[late-to-the-magnus-archives]

You know, that tracks

[connorsnothereeither]

My favourite Gerard Keay appearance in TMA is that one episode in Italy (I think it’s a Lonely episode in s2) where he’s not even part of the plot.

He’s just there in a Hawaiian shirt sipping a margarita like “all these fuckin entities ruining my vacation I don’t get a moments fucking peace here’s how you don’t die now leave me alone”

Like that’s it that’s all he contributes he’s such a guy I love him

[thetruecthulhu9]

Hey anyone want to be crushed by the reality that in stopping the unknowing Jon became unknown to everything around him. He stops being Jon and becomes The Archivist and the only person who acknowledges that there's anything left of the person he was is Martin.

Nikola failed a doomed ritual but it still made the Archivist a Stranger

[mothmansboywife]

you can't just go around saying things like that i have feelings

[pink-apocalypse]

Tma fans be like “awww such a cute couple!!” And it’s literally either

Two identical buff postal workers

All-knowing eldritch antichrist and his murderous plus one

A youtuber who stabbed her own eyes out and a podcaster who can’t feel fear

Crooked cop and crooked cop who is also a dog

Invisible sea captain and a 200 yo eyeball bitch

[archival-disaster]

Gwendolyn BOUCHARD

[incipientdreamer]

The tourist submarine thingy is the kind of shit Simon Fairchild would come up with and no one can convince me otherwise

[catwingsthespatula]

New TMA fear entity categorization system just dropped

[milkteamoon]

They really were on another plane of existence when they made Martin Blackwood. Truly the character of all time

[milkteamoon]

He's queer. He's fat. He writes bad poetry. He has no degree and lies his way into a job he has no qualifications for. He manages to succeed at said job for 7 years with no one noticing anything. He has a crush on his boss who wishes he would die on a daily basis. He makes said boss fall in love with him AND elope with him to another country. He will openly tell you any emotion he is feeling at any time and you will never learn a single thing about his personal life. He watches his boyfriend kill someone and goes "huh, that was hot" and then encourages him to do it again. He had mommy issues. He has daddy issues. His suggestions for improvements of his workplace include "less murder" and "fire." His first instinct at encountering the guy who woke his boyfriend up from a coma is to kill him. He has no middle name. His one unambiguous description is that he's "not cool." He regularly fantasizes about murdering his other boss and making out with his boyfriend over his corpse. How does anyone else ever compare

[occudo]

buzzfeed unsolved Ghost hunt UK assistants

[blughblu]

Cecil could be the archivist but Jon absolutely could not handle running the nightvale radio show. "What do you mean there was a cloud that rained dead animals over the city." "Are uncanny strangers not normal for you?" They are not the same

[xxspacevampirexx]

Happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate