[starjasmines]

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

[iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069]

strawberries are better dumb bitch

[starjasmines]

i hope the next strawberry you eat blows up

[6o6]

it won’t they can’t do that

[thedoubteriswise]

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

[archived-highintensity-dyke]

i fear i have the same hatred for the Spaniards accent that many have for the British accent.

[thatneoncrisis]

shoutout to butches who hate the gym and physical exertion. shout out to fat fucks and scrawny malnurished bitches with no biceps to speak of. shout out to that butch who gets winded on the stairs

[remainsoflilies]

Girls' Night Out, c. 1910s-1920s.

[sonoftheria]

somehow we exist, in the folds, and now we’ll kiss.

[farmlesbians]

[farmlesbians]

[elodieunderglass]

[dostoyevsky-official]

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

[aqueerkettleofish]

The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.

[dyketender-deactivated20251117]

Last butch arms post did well so have another🤠

[he/she - masc+fem endearments ok!] [cishets DNI]

[gendergnashingdog]

Hey i need you to know i think you’re hot as fuck

[gaysie]

has anyone else been getting stupider and worse or is it just me

[gaysie]

has anyone else been getting stupider and worse or is it just me

[thememedaddy]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Story where everyone is gay and also a kinda shitty person

[astrodidact]

[aenariasbookshelf]

See that picture above? That’s a close up of my great grandmother’s immigration papers when she first came to the US back in the early 20th century. But my great grandma’s information isn’t the important part here. The important part is that line in the middle there about how they arrived in the country.

And how ‘stowaway’ is a legitimate, valid option to select.

So yeah. They absolutely just showed up, and that part of immigration history needs to be talked about a lot more.

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

REMINDER THAT TRAVEL VISAS AS WE KNOW THEM TODAY WERE INVENTED IN THE 1930S TO KEEP JEWISH REFUGEES OUT OF COUNTRIES THAT DID NOT WANT AN ‘INFLUX’ OF THEM, THEREBY FACILITATING THEIR GENOCIDE :)))))

read What is A Refugee for more history. Educate yourselves.

[theconcealedweapon]

Slaves who escaped were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.

Jewish people who escaped the Nazis were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.

The law is a horrible judge of morality.

[alicewhimzy]

"Laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence and the police are basically an occupying army, ya know what I mean?"

- Brennan Lee Mulligan

[politijohn]

Source

Source

[jewish-joy]

I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.

My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"

I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."

[maimonideznuts]

[jewish-joy]

@vangoggles THAT WHAT I WAS SAYING .

And I was finally on a shift with this guy. We were both sitting in silence because we had the ass-crack-of-dawn slot.

Over my coffee and twirling my Magen David necklace around my finger, I say "So. Ahmed. Ramadan.

And Ahmed over his energy drink, sighs - "don't you say shit about that."