The one and only.

Welcome lawful fruit.

[spookeex]

[d3mqn]

[bgm05]

I miss pjackks jellybean era

[pjackk]

I miss da era where u passed out in bath tub cuz u sneezed to hard and fell your ass right on the holiday dinnerfish and it got scared and jumped in the toilet and swam down da drain

[bgm05]

You promised not to tell anyone about that

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[orteil42]

i strongly feel there should be a bart simpson emoji

[orteil42]

[fairweatheralways]

[homunculus-argument]

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

[homunculus-argument]

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

[catgirlwheels]

...how does it taste?

[homunculus-argument]

bad

[writingtoolofdubiousintegrity]

the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour.

By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

[homunculus-argument]

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

[loathsomespider]

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[ryanphantom]

the worst part about the straight brony post is that I don't have a funny "oh, but I'm a gay now!" or a "oh, I'm a girl now!" response................ I'm still straight

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[hotvampireadjacent]

[meatgrinder-0]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

balls boance

[pjackk]

Worst pull of my life

[kaylmao]

[valla-chan]

I fed your talkfruit to my messagepig sorry

[baradragon]

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

[baradragon]

some of you should not be reblogging this

[assdad]