Titus, My Beloved

Current Mood: Insulting Light-Stepper

Wanting to hurl insults at this fucker. Not in a malice sort of way but in a jackass sibling sort of way. He’s a prodigy in his own right. Sure. But the naturally gifted are usually really easy to rile.

I was reading the tags and this popped into my head

No! It’s time to bully!

Look at this loser. Boo!

Bro his arm just got melted away from acid ✋💀

imagine making fun of Light Stepper when Two Stripes is right there

Well then join the fun. What do you have to say about Two Stripes?

Let’s be dynamic and bully both of them!

First of all, what a little bitch. What an actual tool.

Sure, maybe Light Stepper was done for and Two Stripes believed it but WOW. He could have done the right thing and carry both Light Stepper and the dead xeno and tell the truth and could have shared the glory even if Light Stepper would have most of it, possibly posthumously at that

and he would have at least been given the credit of bringing both of them back, which would be a total bro move,

But No

the fucker fakes injuries and tries to take all the credit and leaves Light Stepper for dead, and would have gotten away with it if Light Stepper didn’t pull through

And WHAT in God’s name is this face

It’s delightful but only ironically because it’s kind of terrible, and this is probably the last expression he made before he left this mortal plane, truly went out like a punk (the sad kind) and ass out as well

if he wasn’t a proud citizen of the trash can everything could have been cool,

But no

HAHA THIS IS WHAT WE NEED

So that reminded me of the whole photo

And subsequently this title card…

Yeah…naked, afraid, and a big dumb bitch. Scarlet raises a good point, this idiot really could have played that so much better if he’d given it more than two seconds of thought.

up next: let’s not punk on the AVP brothers or Scar, that’s too easy.

let’s punk on the Elder and Scar’s pallbearers

for not wearing their masks, deliberately on the writers’ part, because the movie previously established that chestbursters are visible in some mask vision modes, and if they kept the masks on then that would open up an honestly smaller plot hole than the one they made to “fix” it, and they wouldn’t be able to cash in a poorly made sequel if they caught Scar’s infection

Every single one of those fuckers have something we can make in fun of them for but Scar really needs to be called out for being a simp

Celtic and chopper were idiots

Elder pred has no idea what’s going on as the brothers get there ass beat he sits there probably thinking to himself “hm I wonder what’s for dinner”

Scar is blameless because Lex Woods deserves a big warrior alien boyfriend, and honestly who in their right mind wouldn’t want Lex Freaking Woods as their girlfriend? Chopper may have been the loser who got killed off first, but at least it was kinda sorta an unavoidable death? it comes almost out of nowhere and his only crime is not checking every window in this massive room but to be fair, he was a little busy at the time (also preoccupied with being honorable and taking the time to uncloak himself before striking Lex down) now, entirely a character flaw but also it didn’t need to be written this way, Celtic deserves way more mockery for taking SO damn long with killing Grid. He had it!! He HAD it!!!! Celtic had the fucker who killed Chopper, and then he totally bit the dust like a damn idiot cause he needed to, I don’t fucking know

Grid fought for that W and got a sick look from it so, good for them

and Elder being negligent is clearly a symptom of systematic incompetence when it comes to Bloodings. Come on, Pred masks are basically black boxes, whoever is supervising the Young Bloods should be watching live feeds through their masks and/or using that temple holomap to track their whereabouts

Main takeaway, Scar is a victim of mpreg and negligent pallbearers/elders who were negligent for the sake of a -sadly- poorly lit sequel.

You haven’t experienced “true Scarlex” until you read the AVP novel. Way more moments between them that didn’t appear in the movie. I bought the novel. It’s good stuff.

You’d think that with an infestation that bad and a queen present they have no reason to justify -in universe- not wearing their biomasks. Oh well.

On the other hand the 2010 berserker predator was just straight up ugly as hell.

No. He looks skinned alive. His head looks like it’s skinned down to his brain. Brain texture. Disgusting.

Also… @predalien how many simp posts have you made on your Yautja blog? 😂 you ain’t got any room to talk about Scar being a simp. You a simp.

allen-harker-the-dumbass

I can’t believe that I read that scar is a mpreg victim with my own fucking eyes, but you aren’t wrong but why word it that way 🤣

He got a tapeworm.