Well this has gone completely fucking pear-shaped.

If you look to your right, you'll find a blog full of shitposts. Remember to keep all body parts inside the vehicle at all times.

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[mothmanliveshere]

hey op good news

[luseefoxee13]

Great news even

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[reactionimagesdaily]

[ladyshinga]

There are few things funnier to me than the white-hot raging beef parents can have with fictional characters written for young children. You want to hear one of the funniest rants of your life, you ask nearly any parent of a young child their least favorite little cartoon guy. It'll be amazing.

[egberts]

song of the summer 2026

[striders]

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[alphacrone]

easy website

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[ate-a-chili]

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[filmphotofranz]

[kaban-bang]

[tpwrtrmnky]

One of my funniest interactions with medical personnel was when I went for an ADHD assessment around 3 years on HRT, and the specialist said "Gender incongruence? So you want to be a man?"

[demilypyro]

Medical pros keep asking me if I'm pregnant.... and I'm like.... pretty sure I'm not, no

[almostsweetmuse-deactivated2023]

obsessed with this man...

[demilypyro]

pussy out demily art with labia scars

[demilypyro]

just cause I don't have a dick doesn't mean you get to remove the trans woman tag from my pics. keep it

[demilypyro]

this pussy is designer

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

2

3-5

10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people

[demilypyro]

So Avril Lavigne’s girlfriend popped into my head this morning and immediately made me think of you! Have an amazing day!!! 😹😹😍

Thanks but I don't know who that is

[demilypyro]

Well, both, I guess

[demilypyro]

Google says she's a singer but it doesn't say who her girlfriend is, just that she's had two husbands

[demilypyro]

She's sharing her husbands with her girlfriend?

[dzamie]

She married Abbott and Costello???

[demilypyro]

last night I was really tired cause I had to wake up early for a doctor's appointment... I ended up just heading to bed at midnight, really early for me..... I woke up at 8 am... it's so weirdly early right now.... who wakes up this early?.... then I remembered most people wake up even earlier than this

[demilypyro]

my condolences.... I usually wake up around noon cause I work nights....

[dogpuppy]