chelle

[ruinedchildhood]

Source

[pattinsonsupremacy]

riddler meeting batman irl

[nepofledgling]

was anyone else 14 on the internet thinking they were a millennial in the mid 2010s. I’d see posts about the housing market and be like so true I can’t afford a house

[karda]

the best colors ever actually

[karda]

for those gradient enjoyers

[ignorethepineapples]

nice one tumblr mobile

[meladoodle]

A fun thing to do this Halloween is say "who are you dressed as" to any man dressed very clearly as the joker. Follow it with a "ohhhh right, I kinda see it"

[yekkes]

Fun thing to do this Halloween is say “who are you dressed as” to any man not in a costume

[thyrell]

fun thing to do this halloween is say “nice joker costume” to any man not in a costume

[transfemininomenon]

“what do you want to do with your life?”

[disc80s]

biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

[piss-stained-jorts]

[omghotmemes]

Ths bishop’s twitter post

[enaroholmes]

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

[jellyfish-neo]

[gloomgaze]

how do i get tweets tattooed onto my brain stem

[funkalishbrat-deactivated202104]

see

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[bprinny]

Cainceled 

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water

i propose a new hashtag

#watergate

[jimmybobjames]

but didn’t that already happen?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

no, you’re thinking of #gamergate

#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks

[jimmybobjames]

wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy

suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing

and got slapped in the hand for it?

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967

[everythingfox]

Strange plant 🤔

[ceremonial]

Robert Pattinson in Bel Ami (2012) / The Lighthouse (2019)

[spencersbitch]

Robert Pattinson in Twilight (2008)

[rosiemutual-deactivated20180308]

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

[yoichooseno]

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

[i-am-shitpost]

Whoever doesn’t repost this I’m afraid of

[comradeorangutan]

criminalise golf

[pinetreewannabe]

bro i hate hanging out with straight people i showed a group of dudes a picture of a black rain frog and they didnt like it wtf

[pinetreewannabe]

for the gays:

these grumpy lil guys just speak to me on a spiritual level

[the-worm-man]

incredible and amazing

[possibly-the-antichrist-deactiv]

hes friend shaped

[thisiswhereiletmymindexplode]

[wynn1ng]

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

[herearemyinnerfeelings]

I love how He is capitalized as if Drake Bell is God