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[mon3trs]

beyond parody

[nudityandnerdery]

I mean, their boss did just say that it'd be good for business if they could legally do war crimes, right?

[hellolovelyscientist]

#best beloved you think a name like PALANTIR is a Nice And Proper Company

#yes I also love to work at The Torment Nexus.

#love my job at Saruman Inc

#best times at Mordor Unlimited

#can't believe I got a job at The Pit Of Despair I'm going to do so much good in the world

#smh

[silverbirching]

What? Noooooo, baby, of course not.

[hacash]

#Orcs Attacking Gondor Stop Chanting “GROND... GROND... GROND” Long Enough To Be Troubled By Self Doubt (via @qqueenofhades)

[haaarpb]

a bedtime comic.

[windows-in-art]

Portrait Of An Enemy.

Lucia Heffernan

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Okay, can we talk about Lucia Heffernan though?

[wordfather]

having one lock of white hair is such a classic character design like hell yeah now THATS a character

[qqchurch]

[juicedpeachy]

its wu ming Wednesday

[nongunktional]

"oh you're just being nice" JUST? do you have any idea how much work goes into this shit? JUST being nice? girl i am doing some supercomputer shit upstairs to construct this niceness. they installed laplace's demon in my brain to trace out the last hour of interaction and calculate the optimal thing to say to make you feel better. and i still somehow beefed it? JUST being nice? yeah and bach was "just writing songs" jesus fucking christ. people askin for cordiality like it's no big deal

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[aaasdrdsfg]

Reposting drawings from my lost account part 2

[teaboot]

One time when I was like three years old I was laying in my mom’s bed, and I don’t remember what we were talking about except I was being fussy about having to do something, and just like whenever I was being like that she asked, “are you trying to pick a fight?”

And I didn’t really know what that meant, only that I always said no, but for some reason or another I was very annoyed and a fight sounded pretty good so for the first time ever I said “yes”

And I don’t know what I was expecting to happen, but I remember my mom just going “Okay, then. Let’s fight. What do you want to fight about?”

And I remember it occurring to me all of a sudden that the onus was on me to generate the energy to pick something to be mad about, and wishing she’d just do something worth fighting FOR me, but she just went, “I’m not the one who wants to fight. If you want to fight, you have to pick something to fight about”

and I just went ugh. Never mind, that’s too much work. So said “I don’t wanna fight actually, I’m just cranky” and she told me “okay well just say that next time” and in hindsight that was actually probably a very important formative experience

[ahundredhundredheartbeats]

Saying “you wanna GO?!” to a toddler as a means of teaching emotional awareness and social skills

[zevveli]

Kids don't always have the vocabulary to understand what they are trying to express. So a kid saying "Yes I want to fight" when they actually mean "I am angry/cranky" is not uncommon because they associate "fighting" as something that you do when you are angry. Angry=want to fight. Outlining a scenario like OP's mom did, helps them to understand that there is a difference. It's an aspect of schematic learning.

[hoaxghost]

holding on by a god damn thread

[dionysiaproductions]

[corvid-cryptidd]

hua cheng being an absolute menace the second he knows xie lian returns his affections is so dear and silly to me

[thunderpot]

Die! Just die! If you can’t die, then just dig a hole somewhere and pretend to be dead!

[hilema]

If we were tectonic plates would you grind against me be honest

[charcharmaru]

🦋

[depsidase]