MUSE INSPO !

𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺  ＷＨＯ ＹＯＵ ＡＲＥ, 𝘯𝘰𝘵  ＷＨＯ ＹＯＵ ＷＥＲＥ.

[arealoner]

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL : BAD LIP READING     |    SENTENCE STARTERS   change whatever you need to better suit your interactions. 

❛ hey hey hey, c’mon, you can’t just grab people.  ❜

❛ no listen, i don’t know how to talk, go away.  ❜

❛ are you mocking me ? why you gotta do that ? ❜

❛ ew gross, you’re so smiley.  ❜

❛ i just thought it was something cool ❜

❛ dude i gotta tell you about my plant in the forest, you’ll see it right ? ❜

❛ for all i know, you could be a horrible evil psycho. ❜

❛ it felt like fireworks were going off... also, fireworks were going off.  ❜

❛ i’m cool, i’m like a cool bomb... a water bomb ! ❜

❛ check out one of these bowels i found in the dollar fun section ❜

❛ i guess she wasn’t interested in conveniently priced dish wear, that bowel was pretty cool though. ❜

❛ i don’t wanna grow up to be like a dinosaur because everyone will try to scratch me. ❜

❛ there you go, like a lot of people... being judgey ❜

❛ listen up yo, i need a cheese sandwich and a gummy fruit. ❜

❛ do your eyes even see ? ❜

❛ i got some phone chargers for the irish students. ❜

❛ hey guess what ? now you owe me fifteen bucks for your doo doo and shenanigans. ❜

❛ nyyaaahhh ! ❜

❛ wait, are you a simpleton ? ❜

❛ my friends think im just normal, but im actually the pretzel guy. ❜

❛ i like when they put glitter on these signs, i wanna do that. ❜

❛ i put fruit in a basket and it was dope. ❜

❛ i was just going to take an old person to prison. ❜

❛ i’m your new friend now. ❜

❛ i talked to that new girl and i was... really weird around her. ❜

❛ i’m pretty sure you got a problem walking, you need a scooter. ❜

❛ once a week my coach would come to the locker room and try and convince me he was an animal of some kind. ❜

❛ don’t run away from me, okay ? ❜

❛ did i ever tell you that i was a rodent ? ❜

❛ can i pinch your shrimps ? ❜

❛ it looks like you ate a twenty six year old man. ❜

❛ i have an invisible cat named corvell, he’s from space.  ❜

❛ hey, it looks like you’re looking for something.  ❜

❛ i haven’t lost anything... though i’d like a bike pump.  ❜

❛ you tripped over corvell, he’s my space cat.  ❜

❛ wanna see something cool ? ... hand ... ❜

❛ i gave it to you so you can hold it. ❜

❛ the human arm was stapled to the pig. ❜

❛ i’ve never had someone gross me out as much as you do. ❜

❛ i couldn’t shake the feeling that there was something strange about ___ ❜

❛ i know you’re a robot, and the secret is safe with me. ❜

❛ i’ve never been very good at electronics, but this i can happen . ❜

[arealoner]

 ✧*:･ﾟ✧ RICK  &  MORTY : SEASON 4,  EPISODE 6     |    SENTENCE STARTERS  ✧*:･ﾟ✧

❛ i know the only reason to travel by train is to travel with weapons. ❜

❛ we may as well begin exchanging stories  ❜

❛ i really don’t like the attitude around here… its a very ‘lower me into acid ‘ attitude ❜

❛ anyway he tells a different version of the story where i start crying or something, which is why he has to die ❜

❛ i don’t know how to thank you ❜

❛ just go in there and have a nice time ❜

❛ we get it : low point in your life, rebound from an ex, excreta - we’ve all been there ❜

❛ i warned you not to do that  ❜

❛ i told you if you found me again, identity yourself. ❜

❛ when i create shit it works, it’s called being talented. ❜

❛ jesus, the ticket please guy is cut ! ❜

❛ hey stay back, stay back, i’ll kick your shins bro. ❜

❛ wow you are just – ladies and gentlemen jackie chan of human shielding, who takes their time to get this good at this ?! ❜

❛ no you idiot, it’s just a training video - it’s not real. ❜

❛ eh, what the hell ? your knee has healed. ❜

❛ we don’t have to do anything, this is just a structural guide ❜

❛ you watch people on youtube reacting to people on fucking youtube. ❜

❛ that’s good old fashion fun, we don’t have to over think things. ❜

❛ i can’t believe floaty bloody man is real. ❜

❛ his followers believe that the entire universe is floaty bloody mans nightmare as he dies in a time dilated reality ❜

❛ if you don’t wanna be meta stop deconstructing shit ! ❜

❛ hello, i am hungry, i wan’t your cookies. ❜

❛ scorpions, there’s scorpions outside - get inside ❜

❛ why is lesbian apart of her job title ? ❜

❛ two women, they both have to have names and talk to each other about something, other than a man. ❜

❛ i’m that supreme court lady, and you fucking did it ! ❜

❛ guess who has two penis’ and all the agency ❜

❛ lets get this fight over with, nerd. i’ve got shit to do. ❜

❛ nothing matters so we may as well pull out our dicks and rub them on faiths glaring teeth, like we’re brushing faiths teeth but we’re using our gross dirty dick.  ❜ 

❛ hey get back in your egg ! ❜

❛ never forget the highest truth of them all : you’re getting your arse kicked on a train ! ❜

❛ i was kinda funny, sometimes... mostly burping. ❜

❛ its okay, it’s not real - nothing is real.  ❜

❛ jeeze, you have really gotten soft. ❜

❛ its a human moment, okay ? its a human moment. ❜

❛ don’t blame others for your bad decisions. ❜

❛ holy shit, what---- there’s no way out ❜

❛ there’s one person who believes in us, our lord and savior jesus christ ❜

❛ what the fuck is all of this ? ❜

❛ we got all that meta canon shit out of the way, now we can just be ourselves. ❜

❛ i love it, you did the most important thing, you bought something - with money, god i love money so much. ❜

❛ merchandise, the only purpose in life is to buy and consume merchandise, and you did it. you went into a store, an actual honest to god store and you bought something. ❜

❛ you didn’t ask questions or raise ethical complaints,you just looked straight into the bleeding jaws of capitalism and said ‘yes daddy please.’ ❜

❛ i am so proud of you, i only wish you could’ve bought more, i love buying things so much. ❜

❛ that was sweet, thank you, i love you, you’re my little buddy. ❜

❛ return it, are you insane ? did you hear nothing i said, buy another one, consume ! nobody is out there shopping with this fucking virus ! wheres your fucking wallet ? ❜

[arealoner]

𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭, 𝘥𝘢𝘸𝘨 ! — here you can find TEN ( 10 ) GIF ICONS of MORTY SMITH from the adultswim show RICK AND MORTY, please give this a like or reblog if you plan on using. posted : 13th april 2020 // last updated : 13th april 2020. 

[arealoner]

THE WALKING DEAD : BAD LIP READING  2 / ?? change whatever you need to better suit your interactions. trigger warnings : brief drug mention and overall nsfw humor.  

❛ you shouldn’t have glued a wig on that mannequin. ❜

❛ did i just hear that right, you glued a beard. ❜

❛ yeah but you’re not the glue police, i am. ❜

❛  i don’t think that’s a thing, that’s not a real thing you can be. ❜

❛ if we could play pool we could shoot, it would be really fun, then finally i’d be able to get my stick engraved. ❜ 

❛ what would it even say ? ❜

❛ ya’ll ready to be naughty ? ❜ 

❛ ah, okay; yeah, you’re the stuff of bad dreams. ❜

❛ hey i get it, you’re here to kill. ❜

❛ yeah i’m gonna go, sorry demon ! ❜

❛ sweet baby, no ❜

❛  listen i’d rather you not smoke weed. ❜

❛ but you know im going to, right ? cool, later dude ! ❜

❛ ... why do you smell like old people ? ❜ ❛ dude just stick around and i’ll get you drunk. ❜ 

❛ a vagrant child came to me when i smashed my knuckle, guess what he asked me ❜

❛ i could kill you. ❜

❛ son of a --- seriously, who puts a railing right there ? ow ---❜

❛ you like that ? i wrote it.  ❜

❛ OWW, OWW, HEY -- YOU JUST STABBED ME ! ❜

❛ i have a kitten that always laughs when you hold it and sniff it’s legs, and it’s just great for a party when you can’t mess around and it’s name is Crazy Bennigan. ❜ 

❛ dude, like, that’s a weirdo kitty. ❜ 

❛ well, it’s definitely expensive.  ❜ 

❛ do you think it could be magic ? ❜

❛ why aren’t you magic... you’re supposed to be magic ! ❜

❛ this dork made you eat a stump ! ❜

❛ now listen kids, don’t think you can just squirt your loogies on the floor.  ❜

❛ now wiggity woah, daddy. ❜

❛ i hope you’re not afraid of owls because i’m getting you one.  ❜

❛ owls are the reason that god didn’t make us people with foam hair, that’s common knowledge.❜

❛  last week lovers were bad, the worst.  ❜ 

❛ wait what are we doing here, wait what ? ❜

❛ well, it’s time to rob a stage coach.  ❜

❛ there’s something i wanna tell you... i don’t like doorbells. ❜

[arealoner]

THE WALKING DEAD : BAD LIP READING  1 / ??  change whatever you need to better suit your interactions. 

❛ i hate that freakin’ turtle ! ❜

❛ well i might just do an evil drive by on ___  !❜

❛  you keep away from my turtle, got it ? ❜ 

❛ ugh, he’s mushy ! ❜ 

❛  oh yeah ? you get no birthday ! ❜ 

❛ there’s a party and you can’t come, hows that ? they’re gonna have flaming cars and trailer folks and shrimp dogs and pizza ! ❜ 

❛  oh no no no, oh no, oh dang it ! ❜

❛ you don’t even get to touch the blind kid !  ❜ 

❛ excuse me, sir ? i need to get in, but i can’t. ❜ 

❛  you wanna see my sticks ? ❜ 

❛ oh, i have a creepy cat. it’s pretty rad you should come check it out. ❜ 

❛ sorry dude, when i come back from your place there’s always have a little roach in my slender man undies. ❜

❛ you can’t just torch a windmill, dude.  ❜ 

❛ oh yes i can, later tater. ❜ 

❛ you what ? you gotta say your words right...  ❜ 

❛ listen shorty, you can’t do this the whole week. ❜ 

❛ this is where the kids come to drown. ❜ 

❛ i grew up with a pig, they’re real clean. ❜ 

❛ world war two ended, i mean excuse me sir. ❜ 

❛ mr potato head likes to punch me. ❜ 

❛ i need a guy that’s got like eyes and legs... ❜ 

❛ you ate that apple ? man, that was my apple. ❜ 

❛ well he found it.  ❜ 

❛  so what, you just go around eating random apples ? ❜ 

❛ i have one thing that dolphins have and that’s a sense of discovery. ❜ 

❛ man he took my apple and i’m hungry, and now he’s talking about dolphins when the subject matter was apples ! ❜ 

❛ hey i get it man, dolphin ain’t the same as apple.   ❜ 

❛  in fact, apples aren’t really good for dolphins ❜ 

❛ i’m gonna say hi to the guy with the knife ~ !  ❜

❛ hey listen,  i think that girl ___ ‘s weird, what do you think ? ❜ 

❛ she got a booty so nice you pitch that twice. ❜ 

❛ little cookie man never waved to me, so he got knocked out ❜ 

[nevermindtheb0ll0cks]

[arealoner]

BY CLICKING HERE -  you will be directed to 232 ( two hundred and thirty two ) screencaps of RWBY’S WINTER SCHNEE in VOLUME 7. use this for WHATEVER YOU WANT, however all i ask is that you either LIKE OR REBLOG this post. this is SPOILER HEAVY, duh ! 

[timeandspaceandstars]

[arealoner]

--- WITH THREATS TO PERSONAL FREEDOM RISING, many are stepping forward. whistleblowers, activists and hackers have DRAWN THEIR BATTLE LINES putting the establishment on watch... but are they threats themselves, or have they become freedoms LAST LINE OF DEFENSE ?  --- watchdogs 2 ( 2016 ). 

[arealoner]

AFTER LIFE --- NETFLIX SERIES | 1 / ?? .   change pronouns / whatever you need to suit your interaction.  the following content contains triggering subjects such as murder, suicidal thoughts / tendencies, fatphobia and overall arsehole behavior. when reblogging this, TAG THE SUBJECTS and keep those following you safe. 

❛ i couldn’t say any of this to your face, too embarrassing. ❜ 

❛ you’re lovely --- but you’re absolutely fucking useless. ❜

❛ i thought i’d leave you a little guide to life without me. ❜

❛ um --- hi, i’m starting here today --- i’m starting work here today. ❜

❛ he is not a fat, hairy, nosy cocksucker !  ❜ 

❛ well, you’re here so it saves me the trip. ❜ 

❛ that was easy, wasn’t it ? ❜ 

❛ be nice to her, she might take you out for a free meal. ❜ 

❛ he was obviously devastated.  ❜ 

❛ he might say things that are a bit, er, brutal at times. ❜ 

❛ i guess a good day is when i don’t go around wanting to shoot random strangers in the face, and then turn the gun on myself. ❜ 

❛ one of my clients fantasies about killing his ex wife when he’s masturbating. ❜ 

❛  god, man, where do i start ? ❜ 

❛  why would you think i was joking about you being boring ? ❜

❛ what do you want me to say ? that i’m sorry and i’ll buck my ideas up ? ‘cause i wont. ‘cause there’s no point.  ❜ 

❛ do you reckon, my wife dying affected me a bit ? ❜ 

❛ look, i just need a bit of professionalism around here. ❜ 

❛ there’s no advantage to being nice and thoughtful and caring and having integrity. it’s a disadvantage if anything. ❜ 

❛ she gets away with it because she’s an arsehole. ❜ 

❛ there’s only one thing that made me better and happy,, and that’s __ being around, and that can’t happen. ❜ 

❛ that’s the worse superhero i’ve ever heard of. ❜ 

❛ humanity is a plague. we’re a disgusting, narcissistic, selfish parasite, and the world would be a better place without us. ❜ 

❛ want me to bring you some doughnuts, fat boy ? ❜ 

❛ i just saw you washing your hands in the puddle from the drain, so i thought whats the special occasion. ❜

❛ you’re always talking about killing yourself. ❜ 

❛ fuckin’ fat cunt eating like a fuckin’ slug.  doing my fuckin’ head in. ❜ 

❛ why don’t you throw yourself into work, that’s what depressed people do. ❜ 

❛ you.. you’re disgusting.... go to the doctor , you definitely have bowel cancer.❜ 

❛ don’t come out, this fat cunt shat himself. ❜ 

❛ i’m tired of doing things i dont want to do. ❜ 

❛ just because you’re upset, everyone else has to be upset. ❜ 

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