CrazyStan

[violettbackedstarling]

thought tumblr would enjoy this

[dinodoggie]

Heres some more Project Hail Mary comics, just for fun!

Its a long way to Erid so like they got alot of time to do whatever, i think theyd have to talk about pokemon at SOME point at least! XD

i hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!!

[impormable]

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

[sonnetscrewdriver]

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

[captainclickycat]

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

[wine-dark-sky]

I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.

[appulcappuch]

[takeshitakyuuto]

I need an all female casting of Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 please right now please please please

[nabulungi]

[greatcheshire]

I know a lot of y'all are unfamiliar with Great Comet but I feel like I have to share the "NATALIE NATALIE NATALIE" moment because I think about it so goddamn often

[im-da-bronx]

Honestly tho sending two autistic people to make first contact with aliens was brilliant planning on the universe’s part, because neither one would be offended by violated social norms, either because they don’t know about it or they don’t care about it. All they care about is science and friendship, they ain’t starting an intergalactic war

[citationneededbutimright]

"i asked chatgpt!" yeah well i asked rocky and he said ♪♫♩♫♪♩ ♫♩♩♫♪ ♫♪♩ ♩♪♫♩♫ ♪♫♪

[areinca]

Los Angeles Folks - Come to my Student Production of Be More Chill!

Hi! My name is Ava and I, like you all in the BMC tags, am a HUGE superfan. I'm also a student of George Salazar :) I'm based in Los Angeles and am currently directing a student production of Be More Chill! For all of y'all either based in Los Angeles or who will be visiting at show dates, I would love if you would come!

Shows are May 1st and May 2nd at the Jaxx Theatre (Santa Monica Blvd). I'll attack the link to the Eventbrite below :)

Be More Chill - the teen cult classic musical by Joe Iconis and Joe Tracz

Don't miss this sharp, funny, sci-fi musical about identity, social pressure, and the cost of conformity!

[trees-expertise]

Remembering that Mason Alexander Park and Tom Hiddleston were in Much Ado About Nothing together is so trippy.

Like, I’m sorry, you’re telling me that two of my favorate actors from two DIFFERENT fandoms know each other?????? Wild.

[nabulungi]

Find Anatole

[lkzz627]

[littleblueclown]

What I want to know is did Anatole care so shallowly that he literally didn't even want to bother writing a love letter to Natasha, or is Anatole so bad at writing love letters that he not only decided Dolokhov's letter was better than whatever he could do, but also actually decent enough to send

I mean

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Dolokhov were you high on pain meds or what

[lkzz627]

[omartinyosef]

okay so:

Chatgpt mike wheeler: *depressed writer is his 50's with survivor's guilt and a huge trauma who lost contact with his friends and is misserable yearning for a relationship with girl who prefered to kill herself rather than staying with him or living because "her trauma needed to dissapear"* Chatgpt will byers: *gay man in his 50's with an epilogue-husband, we dont fucking know what he does for a living because like every single gay character, he's just gay, so his passion for painting is not important* Chatgpt el: *dead cuz she traumatized* Byler mike wheeler: *comic and book writer who is insanely happy with his husband and has been married for years now, not being like his father and breaking the cycle of the emotionally absent father* Byler will byers: *comic and book llustrator as well as painter who is happy with the love of his life, who he met more than 40 years ago and have been in love for more than 30 and breaks the cycle of abuse* Byler jane: *FINALLY BEING FREE AND HAVING HER BEST LIFE, HAVING A LOVING FATHER AND BROTHERS AND MOM, DISCOVERING HER PASSIONS, HAVING A FUTURE, AND BREAKING ONCE FOR ALL THE CYCLE OF ABUSE*

AND YOU'RE TELLING ME WE'RE THE BAD GUYS??? SUCK MY COCK DUFFERS