Local Satan Bastard

22, consistently inconsistent

[mayakern]

skirts return tomorrow!!

they fit a size range of XS-5X and have pockets deep enough to fit a nintendo switch

here’s the process for my space whale design 😘

[meggory84]

Reblogging because “deep enough to fit a Nintendo switch” is the fucking greatest feature I’ve ever seen (and the skirt is adorable)

[crunchbuttsteak]

My heart goes out to the 27 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.

[blunttheking]

Once again all you have to offer is thoughts and prayers. Smh

[prismatic-bell]

There’s a ligma outbreak, and this is all you can do???

[grimthetransman]

What’s ligma? Is there a donation thing?

[prismatic-bell]

Ligma BALLS

[crunchbuttsteak]

My heart goes out to the 28 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[silly-jellyghoty]

[lenacraft]

March

[ruinedchildhood]

[areonsbullshit]

For the lovely author, ladyamante and her wonderful piece you can find on AO3, titled In Which Peter Finds Hope.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

Just a heads up - astrophysicists  Robert McNees and Katie Mac, among others  are pointing out that as “cool” as this is - it’s not what it seems. 

[claumschiff]

More random ladybug stuff and shitty doodles ✨

[stream]

Predator (1987) | dir. John McTiernan

[verothexeno]

[wyrmmaster]

[futureevilscientist]

I started screaming to myself BUT THEN WHO DID THE ART BASED ON THE SCREENSHOT? And I realised I can find out, so I did.

https://www.deviantart.com/miloslavvonranda/art/EPIC-handshake-by-Dillon-and-Dutch-325709082

The artist’s handle is MILOSLAVvonRANDA and he is Czech.

Unfortunately I can’t find him on any other accounts and, like any sane person, he stopped being active on DA a while ago.

[habsforever]

[myfangirlisraeging]

To add to this:

[hockeylvr42]

I’m so glad the NHL has embraced the bubble

[hockeylvr42]

THE TRILOGY

[cryptid-sighting]

[qillermeme]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[lilies-of-the-fields]

[Image ID: tweet from user James Holland, @James7Holland, reading, "Stop everything for 26 seconds and watch this.

Footage, with sound (!), from the surface of another planet.

Just incredible.

End image id]

[Video description: a camera pans over the surface of Mars showing light brown and red rocky land, cracked in some areas, and the body of the robot below. The wind can be heard howling.]

[tendermiasma]

for fellow austins and the rest of texas

fuck ERCOT

Don’t use a gas oven to heat your home or run your car in the garage

Carbon monoxide kills you so quick. Please all do not do this.

Drip both hot and cold on all faucets + open the cupboards that house the pipes because if you don’t your pipes will burst and you’ll have massive flooding.

[kropotkindersurprise]

December 15 2019 - The UFC’s biggest MAGA piece of shit (other than president Dana White) Colby Covington just had a title fight against Nigerian immigrant champion Kamaru Usman. During the fight Colby got his jaw broken, got knocked out in the last round and then proceeded to literally run away during the champ’s victory announcement. [video]/[video]/[video]

[kropotkindersurprise]

“This fight is greater than me just beating up a guy that’s talking a lot of shit. This fight means a lot to me, so when I get a chance to put my hands on this guy let’s just know it’s the wrath of every single immigrant that has stepped foot in this country.” - Kamaru Usman

[bruhmanfromthefifflo-deactivate]

Happy Black History Month

[g22volley-deactivated20220315]

[sincerelycalum]

literally everyone is coming for dj khaled

[dclaire13]

not his wife

[larmoyante]

“When someone tells you, “I love you,” and then you feel, “Oh, I must be worthy after all,” that’s an illusion. That’s not true. Or someone says, “I hate you,” and you think, “Oh, God, I knew it; I’m not very worthy,” that’s not true either. Neither one of these thoughts hold any intrinsic reality. They are an overlay. When someone says, “I love you,” he is telling you about himself, not you. When someone says, “I hate you,” she is telling you about herself, not you. World views are self views—literally.”

— Adyashanti 

[lingeringlilies]

Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing Platform

Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

Read More

[nathanfoadstanaccount]

This is REALLY IMPORTANT guys. AO3 is so special as a platform. Don’t get suckered in by shiny features or whatever!

[thenerdyindividual]

If you don’t feel like reading after the read more, here is the most important stand out of Kindle World’s TOS.

“By using the platform, authors give all rights to the work to Amazon, who can then license your elements to other authors with no compensation to the original poster.”

If you want to retain rights to your work, don’t use this site. Stick to AO3.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

So I know a while ago there was some transphobia from a mandalorian actress but I'm here to report that our man Pascal said "fuck that and meet my sister"

[cinewhore-deactivated20211003]

Big reminder that this is about Lux coming out and not about Pedro supporting her. This is her moment!

[the-godparticle]

^^ honestly was thinking/feeling the same. pedro may have helped bump it, but we aren’t here for him it’s about her and her happiness