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26|girl|multi fandom|I'm late to the game but I'm still playing

[3liza]

for years, the game Project Zomboid has pissed me off because approximately half of the female zombies i kill and loot have a "strapless bra" in their inventories. i believe this is casually misogynistic (in a negligent way, not a malevolent one) because most normal women in real life wear strapless bras maybe 4 times in their entire lives, generally to rare events like weddings or prom, and at almost no other time. ie, i will never just be hanging out in my house in a tshirt and jeans with a strapless bra on. never. so i am making this poll to email to the devs when i submit my second complaint about the strapless bra loot table drop rate. you can assist me by voting and reblogging. i added a bunch of options just for fun but the bra/no bra/strapless bra are the big three.

if YOU were turned into a zombie right now, and I caved your head in with a shovel, what kind of bra would i find on your corpse?

WOMEN: what kind of bra or chest undergarment are you wearing RIGHT NOW?

no bra, nothing under my shirt, or entirely topless

"NORMAL" bra: cups, shoulder straps, rib band, underwire or no underwire

STRAPLESS bra

sports bra

binder

bralette or similar item

binding tape, ace bandage or wrap

nipple tape or pasties

compression shirt or bodysuit

tank top/undershirt/bodysuit/leotard of some kind but no "bra" per se

i am not a woman but it's important that i get to participate

i dont have a torso, i am the Fresno Nightcrawler but i want my vote to be count

Voting ended onAug 11

i am only half serious about this, but i am going to email the devs anyway. politely. because it does bother me. vote Fresno Nightcrawler for “none of the above”

[kurhanchyk]

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

[anthonybourdyke]

[aronyflo]

He's got a really big head lol

(and it's hard to draw

[divinityofsin]

Merle Dixon but it’s just Twitter memes that remind me of him

[weaver-z]

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

[fleshst4r]

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we're not going to make it

we will make it

it'll take too long to rebuild ourselves

we will make it

but what if we don't wake up in the morning

we will make it

i don't see a future with me in it

we will make it

we'll give up long before then

we will make it

im scared

i love you. we will make it

Voting ended onApr 11

[animnightmare]

The votes on this post. Oh. A poem in poll form, interactive art, the fact we can see how the other people reading it felt. im. this is really good.

[lala-lovesie]

Oh man, the emotional experience of reading down through this and deciding that I'll click on one of the "we will make it" options, and then reaching the end and selecting the "I love you we will make it" option, only to see that almost 2/3 of everyone else's done the same. I'm sitting here crying. What an amazing act of art, I'm so glad I got to experience it before the poll closed.

[sovietnam]

[britonell]

Ride with Norman Reedus

S04E01 - Georgia with Michael Rooker

The Dixon brothers reunite and go roller skating (or try to).

[magimercy]

Oh merle if only u were still alive and just a little less of an asshole

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[katestewartt]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026)

[my-dailydreams]

[thesexiestselkie]

14 years ago today Jesus released 'The Bible'

[fortzancudo]

GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re always telling me to remember my manners!!! you should too!!” and i was cracking up

and then she was standing there w her mum while i made their drinks and i asked if the mum wanted chocolate sprinkles and she was like “yes please” and the kid goes “well at least SOMEONE remembered their manners” and then sighed dramatically and HEELYED AWAY and honestly? not sure how to go on knowing i’ll never be as cool as this 11 year old

[23andmemes]

Imagine being a side character in the freaky Friday reboot and not even knowing it

[flameandignite]

[importantcatpics]

[cactyswhy]

does it have to be human!?