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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Not today Justin
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Also my ultimate hope for Goncharov is that it becomes a big enough meme that an interviewer asks Martin Scorsese something about its themes or whatever and, not wanting to admit that he has forgotten one of his own films, he answers seriously
this week's episode is so good y'all
demonic possession to lovers
Venom (2018)
someone: luke skywalker beat darth vader and ended the empire
everyone else in the galaxy:
everyone on tatooine:
Imagine being the local jock from Toshe Station and turning on the news to learn that the guy you called “Wormie” in desert high school just killed the two most powerful people in the galaxy.
Tags via jaquez45: #I think a lot about this #like the guy was a weird excitable nerd #but you had to tolerate him because #INEXPLICABLY #he was STUPID good as a pilot #like the t-16 orbital drop whomp rat champion since he was 13 #so you couldn’t just IGNORE him and his fucking nerdery #and his being super awkward CONSTANTLY #and one day his farm is burned and his family is dead #you assume he’s dead too and you feel kind of bad for mocking him now #but then #space radio is like LUKE SKYWALKER BLEW UP A SPACE STATION #LUKE SKYWALKER KILLED THE EMPEROR #and you just #kind hope he never decides to get revenge for the wormie thing
oh also turns out he came back to town and killed the mob boss who controlled everything and then left again without buzzing any of his former acquaintance so probably you’re Beneath his Notice; mixed feelings about that
i think a lot about that calvin & hobbes strip where they find a trickle of water and calvin is like “i guess we have the afternoon booked solid” or smth. i just really miss that. when you’re a kid and you get completely involved in small things without any real purpose. i remember when i was a kid i used to observe ants for long stretches of time, not doing anything, just looking at them work. there was no anxiety or guilt over being so idle, and very small things could hide a world of enchantment. i just really really miss that feeling.
A friend of mine saw General Iroh take his shirt off in the prison and he said that General Iroh had an 8 pack. That General Iroh was shredded.
remember when my little pony had an actual brony character on the show, ‘broni friendzoni’, whos cutie mark was grumpy cat
all the tom nook benevolent housing provider vs exploitative loan shark discourse fails to acknowledge one crucial fact, which is that he is a small and fat little creature
Well I fucking am now aren’t I
STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER (2019)
the fUCKign citadel dlc
why are they on shore leave?? this is the exact wrong time for that hackett wtf are you on
don’t go out for dinner with joker otherwise it’ll end with lots of people getting shot and some fish stuck in your coochie from falling through the fish tank
of cOURSE SHEPARD HAS A CLONE AND THEY S U C K
everyone has suddenly turned into comedians. where the fuck did y’all go to learn how to be funny?? i love you all but you’re a bunch of fucking clowns
joker loves edi but not enough to dance with her unless you yell at him
shepard’s dancing is atrocious and if they could stop the reapers with the sheer force of how awful it is they would’ve won the war before it even fucking started
joker isn’t the only one wanting to clap edi’s synthetic cheeks (not surprising)
i love james but liara should have thrown him off the balcony with her biotics - yeah he’s built like a brick shithouse and could snap you in half like a twig but liara could launch you straight out the window into oncoming traffic with no effort whatsoever
grunt asleep in the shower with the water running?? love him
glyph’s bowtie!!!
femshep’s dress is,,,,, interesting,,,,, it’s like the mattress wedding dress in dragon age inquisition which is Not Great
no one: garrus: hey girl you come here often? you must be an alcoholic
the ending of the dlc was unnecessary and i just wanna say a big fuck you to bioware for making me sad constantly you’re doing a great job making me feel like i’m on the verge of death
I just watched this 6 times in a row. A masterpiece
Other people in AC: I have 5 homes all paid off and managed to perfectly recreate this suburban town from Japan in this game within 2 days
Me: haha turtle DJ