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25 | wlw, she/her | currently hyper fixated on percy jackson/marvel/dc | my dms are always open | free palestine

[three-semicolons]

The implications of the timeline changing so Dick died as Robin and the only thing visibly changing being another costume in a display case LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

Tim tried to clone Kon and Bart.

You know what this means?

TimKonBart.

No platonic explanation exists either he is sadly attempting to bring back boyfriends or he is creating a child out of their shared DNA in memorial.

[bearseulgs]

Conner who wasn't exposed to "normal" romances in his test tube + Bart who was raised in a simulation in the future where societal expectations are different + Bernard who was raised in a cult with different rules about marriage and romance and perhaps promoting polyamory + Tim who loves his teammates and has a warped idea of romantic attraction due to his obsessive tendencies are all dating

feat. Cassie who was introduced to the amazons around when she reached teenagedom, and therefor was exposed to a very platonic/familial society where romance was not as prized when she started to experience attraction, who has something of a queer platonic bond to her team and most of all just loves seeing them love each other and also their little normal dude (Bern)

[thetulgey-wood]

Timbartkon at Pride where one of them keeps getting hit on because they're the assumed third wheel to a couple instead of a closed poly triad. It always someone different though.

Like somebody hitting on Kon while Tim is buying Bart snacks. Kon carrying Bart on his shoulders and a guy offers to carry Tim off and show him some fun too. Waitress chatting up Bart, who is demolishing an entire pizza while Tim and Kon make out.

I just like the thought of them aggressively trying to hold hands together, but walking three wide at a crowded Pride festival is really unreasonable.

[14muffinz]

Kon: If I was gay, it'd be for Tim or Bart. Tim: If I was gay, it'd be for Bart or Kon. Bart: If I was gay, it'd be for Kon or Tim. Cassie: OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE YOU ALL

[thetulgey-wood]

[aofikofi]

hoooo boy theyre so smitten

[akaanmo]

some fun inspos from pinterest

[thetulgey-wood]

Bugs when they're snug in a rug

[thursdaysyme]

praise god for the filtering system on ao3

[artbeaver]

redraw of a piece I did a year ago! Unfortunately the quality is crazy compressed but it’s okay. Grieve trio I still love you

The ogs for reference. I feel like I improved but lwk her hair is fire in the original.

[three-semicolons]

You can tell.

In his eyes.

That this man has never had one non-platonic thought about Donna Troy.

The boys are wolf-whistling and he’s just

[papayafromtv]

au where Jason’s revival is revealed to the rest of the bats because at some point after Damian moves in to the manor Dick and Tim decide to be nosy brothers and go through all his shit while he’s at school, and hidden within the belongings he brought from the league is an old worn notebook lovingly titled by Damian in handwriting that clearly started when he was much younger, ‘the Jason Todd quote book’.

Tim and Dick have to go through the book and come to terms with the fact that not only is Jason alive again, but according to what Damian’s recorded, he’s still a complete fucking idiot.

~

Tim: number 71, ‘if you’re gonna sit there and tell me there’s an actual difference between a cucumber and a courgette then i know you’re lying to my face. look at them. both can be used as a dildo. that’s all i need to know, Talia.’

Dick: …there’s no way this is actually our Jason, right?

Tim: number 72, ‘i used to be normal and homeless, but then Batman tried to domesticate me like a cat and he fucked up the process so bad that now i’m in this fuckass cult and there’s a rock in my shoe and one day i’ll kill him for it.’

Dick:

Dick: holy shit that’s our Jason.

Tim: number 73, ‘Ra’s, get your dick out, i wanna see if the pit also made yours bigger or if that’s just a me thing.’

Dick:

Dick: dude how many quotes are in th-

Tim: 631.

Dick:

[oifaaa]

I think itd be funny if people in the dc universe started calling for Batman in the same why they call on mayor Mamdani any time theres an inconvenience in Gotham from the local villian of the week to the city needs more dumpsters they just make and upload a video saying "Batman can you come deal with this"

[robs-your-robins]

Bernard, I was unfamiliar with your level of game.

[superman-creampieing-batman]

Finding out that in many early comic iterations, Bruce has set the access code to the grandfather watch i.e. is the hidden door to the batcave, as the exact timing his parents died was not in my bingo at all.

[angstyentropy]

Bad Steph Comic: My life revolves around a boy and I blindly follow Batman's word. Did I mention everything I do makes things worse because I'm a fuck up?

Good Steph Comic: Everyone hates me but I keep kicking because I'm a real pain in the ass. My mother is very important to me and I say the most iconic lines. There's rarely a dull moment.