Sarcastic Yet Funny

ιм noт a ѕocιal perѕon... eхcepт onlιne and ι donт jυdge yoυ... υnleѕѕ yoυ do ѕoмeтнιng ѕтυpιd, тнen yoυ ѕeт yoυrѕelғ υp ғor ιт

[aries-firechild-blog]

This would be me tbh😂

[aries-firechild-blog]

Omg I cant even deal anymore but this guy😂 sums up whats been going on at high schools while colleges are starting riots

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[bamhbies]

things that need to be cheaper

tattoos

travelling 

lingerie

a hitman willing to take out trump

concert tickets

[rockingangell]

Straight? girl crush ERHMAGERD

She can’t be straight can she? I mean not 100%, sooo there is 50/50 change for me?? All these little things she did…. and sometimes does… Why isn’t there an universal sign or word so that we can reconise other lezzys/ bi’s ?????

SOMETIMES I feel friendzoned when she mentions a random guy, but then I remember al those gay things she did to me.. nah man you are not straight at al. ARE YOU?

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[aries-firechild-blog]

This is the best thing ive read all year😂

[weloveshortvideos]

[aidashakur]

Ready af for Black Panthers 2.0

[aries-firechild-blog]

Pokémon go has gone too far

Me: *chilling on a muni in san francisco*

Muni driver: *stops the bus*

Muni driver: *over the loudspeaker* "attention everyone playing Pokemon Go, there is a poke stop to your left and two Pokemon to your right. Thank you."

People on the bus: *pulls out phones and starts going for the Pokemon*

Me: you've got to be kidding me

Person next to me: its a charizar!

Me: move outta the way i got a Pokemon to catch!

[aries-firechild-blog]

Friend: what do you play? Me: basketball Friend: what position? Me: MIDDLE BENCH🙌👏😂

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[reburnt-deactivated20161210]

[romvnov]

The Force Awakens + Cards Against Humanity

[jemandthediazepams-deactivated2]

It’s officially gone too far now.

[itsduonne-deactivated20150720]

OH MY GO! this has to stop now…not now but right #NOW!!!

[katten-jansson-deactivated20140]

is this fucking serious

[juuliaroberts]

[rosedquartz-deactivated20180619]

“can i have some of your fries?”

[aries-firechild-blog]

Who the hell even asks for fries? If your friends you just take it😂👏 fr tho

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time

[cactustuck]

[aries-firechild-blog]

Im dead 😂😂😂😂

[aries-firechild-blog]