the luck of the draw will determine the fallen

Hi I'm Steph! I love architecture, my french horn, and my cat and dog

[animentality]

[reddherring777]

hate when mummy movies use Imhotep as the big bad. He was an architect. Imagine a mummy movie but the mummy is Frank Llyod Wright. And he was buried at the House On The Rock. Ok nevermind that would be a sick ass movie.

[charlesoberonn]

Conspiracy theorist discovers basic geometry

[professionalanagram]

citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular

[beardedmrbean]

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[pitbolshevik]

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

[pitbolshevik]

me when i fucking get you

[pitbolshevik]

no more fandom tags on this post please just admire the weasel

[vendetta06]

Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

[captain-price-officially]

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧

[captain-price-officially]

[ultrafacts]

This became the subject of оne of his most famous poems:

“He who had dug his own grave” (from the cycle “To Abel and Cain”):

He who had dug his own grave looks attentively at the gravedigger’s work, but not pedantically: for this one digs a grave not for himself.

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[jluiette-deactivated20161129]

this was a historical moment in television

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Apparently the rights to do this set back the budget for the rest of the season to like $5 and a peanut butter sandwich but it was abso-fucking-lutely worth every red cent

[penny-anna]

what happens if Batman is out driving the Batmobile and he gets pulled over & asked for his license

[penny-anna]

possibilities:

- he just refuses & drives away bcos like what are they gonna do

- he gives them his actual license and hopes

- he gives them his actual license & then bribes them to keep their mouths shut

- he hands them a license that lists his name as 'The Batman' and has a picture of him in the cowl

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

He gives them his actual license, and they're like "Stop stealing Bruce Wayne's fucking driver's license, you weirdo! >:("

He asks for it back because he needs it to drive. They have to suffer through "I'm Bruce Wayne" in the I'm-Batman voice. (He is not getting his license back no matter what after saying "I'm Bruce Wayne" in the I'm-Batman voice.)

The next day cops are showing up at the mansion like "We regret to inform you that Batman stole your license again. Here." and give it back to him.

Bruce is like "You could at least pretend to find it plausible that I could be Batman. You don't have to be so mean about it. :("

They reassure him that they find it extremely plausible that he could be Batman, if he'll just sign for the return of his stolen property so that they can leave before he does another godawful "I'm Batman" impression that sounds more like their great-aunt Mindy who's been smoking two packs a day since The War, that would be great.

Back at the precinct, they file the 328th identity theft-related charge against Batman for pretending to be Bruce Wayne and call it a day.

When Commissioner Gordon finally keels over dead on the job of a massive stroke, it will be because of this. "You understand that, right? That what takes me out is actually going to be you and that fucking driver's license?"

Bruce is, however, very much driving the batmobile without insurance or registration because no one is going to cover a 1) rocket-propelled 2) car you built yourself 3) that you use exclusively to commit crimes, and there's no way that thing is street-legal.

[ampervadasz]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

via @p0tato-kn1shes

[april-december]

@bunjywunjy’s tags pass peer review too

[senatortedcruz]

My secret is that my wife was in an extremely bad period in her life when she entered into a contest for knitting supplies. She loved knitting as a teenager and wanted to get back into it as an adult, but felt like we couldn't afford it. She wouldn't buy anything, and wouldn't let me get anything for her because it would be "a waste of money." So when she got an email from a knitting newsletter she followed talking about the contest, she entered and won third place - a little basic kit that got her excited to start and started pulling her out of her dark place.

This is when you go "aha. You cheeky devil. Did you cheat slmehow? Is that your secret?" But no. My secret is, I faked it all. I created a fake knitting blog, and sent it to her as "something I found." I ran it for a few months talking about made up craft projects with photos off the internet and things. Then I faked the contest, sold some of my possessions to buy the "prize" and let her win. Six months later I stopped posting and she didn't even notice. She still talks about that prize she won as turning her life around, and she'll never know I invented the whole thing.

Now this is some real lover shit!!!

[ace-kaz-brekker]

Every time I see a bunch of posts from Neil Gaiman on my feed I think, "Neil... you're procrastinating writing again, aren't you"

[ace-kaz-brekker]

Neil.

[yiffmaster]

I feel like witches are sedentary and wizards are migratory. A witch has a home, a cauldron, herbs, you go to them with your problem. A wizard wanders, disappears, shows up at inconvenient times to fix nothing. am i making sense

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Wizards have towers though

[arachnopus]

a wizard tower is more like a tome silo than a home, I think. they don't really live in it. they leave towers here and there as they wander.

if you're looking for a wizard, knocking on the door of its tower is definitely the worst way to find it

[yiffmaster]

you get it

[mikrokosmos]

(via https://open.spotify.com/user/number9muses/playlist/3acIPFjghU97gF4X4mDXct?si=ho_Q4qoMRPKwmgArGlUHRw)

Happy Halloween.

[mikrokosmos]

some ghostly & ghoulish listening (plus some that maybe don’t sound as scary, but have gothic, macabre, or fantastical/supernatural subjects)

[bucketfairies]

[coldswarkids]

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day