BRENDAN FRASER as RICK O’CONNELL ODED FEHR as ARDETH BAY THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

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BRENDAN FRASER as RICK O’CONNELL ODED FEHR as ARDETH BAY THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers
aragorn i understand ur projecting onto beren and luthien and worrying about the love of ur life sacrificing her immortality for you but like, someone asking you about the story of luthien and all you say is “she died” is the most reductive shit ever. this woman broke into satan’s house, called him a bitch to his face, stole his most valuable objects, and ran off to marry her malewife. show some respect.
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hi i’m a huge fan of your comics! i just wanted to ask what are your pronouns??
WELL THIS IS ACTUALLY A REALLY FUNNY TOPIC IN MY CASE AND NEEDS A LONGER EXPLANATION.
My native language is Finnish. Finnish is a gender neutral language. There's no way to tell the gender of ANYONE unless someone specifically underlines it by some other gendered word like boy, girl, man, woman, uncle, aunt etc.
Now, we have a one gender pronoun; hän. Hän covers all genders. The ones existing, the ones gone, the ones becoming. Except that hän isn't even originally Finnish pronoun. The original Finnish pronoun is Se. Se means it.
Finnish native faith and worldview is polytheistic and shamanistic. Everyone and everything is equal to each other. Animals and plants are our sister and brothers, so Finnish people didn't differ themselves from the nature. For example, when a young man left his childhood home to find himself a place to built his own house onto, he needed to ask a permission from a spruce before building the house. If the spruce approved him, he was free to settle next to the tree and use it as his guide and advisor. If not, he needed to find another tree.
Now, I think it was Christianity that arrived to Finland from West through Sweden. The Swedish priests were horrified to find out that barbaric Finns didn't elevate themselves above animals like Christian God had intended. The priest decided that the language needs to be changes; hän for men, hen for women.
Finns were "Well excuse me NO, NO WAY. We will reluctantly accept hän but for all genders, and we will not use it except in formal situations thank you very much."
Modern spoken Finnish still uses se (it) for everyone. I am it, you are it, my mom's it, your mom's it, the president is it, God is it. A normal Finnish conversation goes like: I spoke with Mari. It said its boyfriend was being an ass again. I told it it should leave it, as the guy is clearly an idiot, and how it means nothing but bad news, but Mari said it had feelings for it and how it would be a difficult thing for Mari to do, even if its being treated so badly by its boyfriend.
So, I personally have NO emotional connections to any gendered pronouns. NONE. If I could choose, I would be called it in English and in any gendered language, but it doesn't work as it doesn't have the same connotation in other languages.
That being said, she works for me in English and in gendered languages. But it doesn't mean anything to me in a way that I MUST BE called she or else I'm upset. I don't associate any gender for myself in/with language based pronouns because such thing doesn't exist in my language. In Finnish, I'm it that is a female :D
And while we usually still use "se" when referring to people, almost everyone I know use "hän" while talking about their pet, plants... We decided to just screw it with pronouns. Reject humanity, return to monke.
Yes, this too! Some pet owners do speak about their pets as “hän”, which is used as a gender pronoun originally for humans by the demands of the Christianity as I mentioned. Plants go hän, too, and I personally use hän also for some items at time, especially if I’m upset with them lol. Like if my drawing monitor is giving me issues I can say “Hän is so annoying today!” Or I’m shuffling my oracle card deck and a card flies out and goes far away, I might say “Oh, hän was in a hurry, let’s see what hän wants to say”.
Using hän pronoun from non-human things is just returning back to the old times when everyone and everything was equal. It’s a loving way to underline that this pet/plant is very dear to me, a part of my family, they are equal to me and everyone else in this household (but it is OK to use “se” for animals and plants).
Be gender pronoun free! Be a Finn!
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for the love of god please let the gays run away together at least once successfully
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One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something
important follow up Qs:
1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames
2) does he do it to non hobbits
Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN
Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble
I think when Gandalf is pissed with Hobbits he reverts to the extremely formal Mister Baggins!
you’ve cracked it, that’s absolutely what he does
you know how mad he is based on how far back into your lineage he goes, consider:
Mild: Meriadoc Brandybuck! (last name only, you’ll probably live)
Mad: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN! (now your ancestors are involved, bad)
Murderous: THORIN, SON OF THRÁIN, SON OF THRÓR! (you are maybe about to meet your ancestors, via Gandalf… and not glorious battle)
The scary thing about Gandalf is he’s been around long enough to have met your entire lineage, so the recitation has more oomph.
“I knew your great-great-great-grandfather and he, too, was a bitter disappointment, but not as much as you are in this moment”
more information about the upcoming movie Adam (2019) from trans actors who worked as extras in the film
for those who don’t know Adam (2019) is a film based off a book written by Ariel Schrag and the reason why it’s so gross and offensive is that the plot basically revolves around a cishet boy pretending to be a trans man so he can sleep with lesbians
for more information on the book/movie read this in-depth review by @genderpunksap (TW: transphobia, homophobia, lesbophobia, corrective rape, voyeurism)
anyway please do not bully or harass the trans actors in this film!!!
that sounds quite impossible to escape..
This is Suits Studio, a tailoring company specializing in women’s suits.
We specialize in suits, but we’re not dressing men.
I’m ALL FOR THIS
HERE. FOR. IT.
yes i am here for naked faceless men as background scenery
@men who are all like “video games and comics are objectifying because the men are strong and muscular!”
no
this is what objectification looks like
not having a face. not being important. just a good looking collection of body parts.
The only way Game of Thrones could have a satisfying ending:
Next episode, tensions are high, Jon is trying to confront Dany for what she’s done and then suddenly, a triumphant tune sounds across King’s Landing:
The script is off the rails, the writers kinda failed, So what the hell, let’s throw in Galavant! Daenerys lost her head, everyone’s arcs are dead, So look out Westeros, here’s GALAVANT!
Fresh from resting off his cancellation, Here’s the craze who’ll sweep the nation! So, he rides into this show! How did he, well who knows? It’s part of being Galavant!
And riding on with Gal Are all his other pals, Like Sid and not to mention Isabella! And even Gareth’s there We’re not sure why he cares, But then again that’s us with this whole season!
So, it’s time for us to draw our swords, And wonder how this won awards, Cause yes, it’s ended up a mess, Yet somehow I confess, With ratings more than Galavant!
Why did these problems need to arise? Couldn’t they leave us all with satisfaction? Perhaps it’s time to all realize, Did they even have a plan? Did Martin have a hand In constructing this awful ending?
And as far as good redemptions go, Here comes the real star of the show! And see, he’s riding on his steed, As if we really need Another fire-breathing dragon!
So, I guess it’s time to end this show, Who really cares who gets the throne, Let’s go, and face our final foe, On this, our Game of GALAVAAAANT!!
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One of JRR Tolkien’s ideas for Aragorn’s backstory in The Lord of the Rings was that he was actually just three or four generations removed from Isildur himself.
Then how did he survive for the thousands of years between the Second and Third Ages?
The story goes something like this:
Many hundreds of years ago, young Aragorn fell in love with an Elven woman, who exactly resembled Lúthien Tinúviel in shape and outward form.
She called herself Arwen Undómiel, the Evenstar.
He fell for her, and romanced her, and gave himself to her; together they lived in her kingdom, where her magic and her power slowed Time to a crawl for them, while hundreds and hundreds of years passed in the world outside.
At first, the Elven-maid seemed every inch a queen: beautiful, graceful, soft-spoken, meek, and with the manners befitting an upbringing in Valimar long ago.
But over time, Aragorn came to realize that his beloved had a hard, greedy, grasping side, even a cruel streak, which more and more showed itself in unexpected flashes.
Worse, she was not who she seemed to be.
Eventually Aragorn pieced together the secret.
His bride was Sauron, divested of her usual male disguise.
Greatly weakened by the loss of the Ring, Sauron yet maintained strength enough to craft a prison for the heir of Isildur: a false realm of hollow bliss and sterile delights, where the one she thought was the greatest threat to her power could languish in eternity.
A part of herself, wearing a female aspect – the gender she had hidden long ago in the deeps of time, to gain entrance as an apprentice to the smithies of Aule – remained in this pocket world, as Aragorn’s bride: a plaything to keep his attention from the bars of his gilded cage.
But eventually, Aragorn figured it out.
Eventually, Aragorn escaped.
Thousands of years had gone by in the world outside since Aragorn had been ensnared by Sauron.
Now, emerging from long captivity in a magical sub-realm, he studied the world around him, and learned what had changed and what had endured.
He met Gandalf, and learned much from the Grey Pilgrim, and taught him some things of his own; and, in search of information, he pursued and captured Gollum, who had possessed, and been possessed by, the One Ring for so many centuries.
And, shortly before his ascent to the throne of the reunited Kingdom of Gondor and Arnor, he met his future bride: Eowyn Elfsheen, sister-daughter of Théoden, King of Rohan.
(PS: Christopher Tolkien or another amanuensis may have written this story down as part of the Secret Library Archive Project.)
I ship this now.
My reaction:
“Aragorn’s backstory“ Oh, ok, is this gonna be what the whole Amazon thing is going to be about?
“He meets Arwen“ Yeah ok
“She seemed evil” um, ok…that’s new.
“She was Sauron“
so you’re telling me Sauron was getting ploughed by Aragorn for thousands of years “as part of a fiendish plan to waylay the heir of Isildur”, no other reason, Sauron just lying back and thinking of Mordor, hating every second of it, is that what you’re telling me
#i ship eowyn and faramir#like…a lot#but this backstory for aragorn is so much better???#can you imagine him having to explain to frodo#that sauron is his ex???
I would pay SO MUCH MONEY TO SEE THAT! X3
So when Sauron showed Aragorn the visions in the Palantir, it was less “Check it out, your girlfriend’s dead” and more “I know what you did last summer (ps it was me)”?
holy fuck
I need this fic