Luna🎀

[adamkentanderson-deactivated202]

@kenjik1shimoto remember when we used to hang out? but then you ditched me for some stupid gits

[kingkenji]

i call it 'developing higher standards'

[adamkentanderson-deactivated202]

u mean gaining a psychopath sick piece of blonde, a whining calling-out-ex-boyfriend's-name-while-making-out-with-his-brother and a death stare lady by 'higher standards'??

[kingkenji]

compared to you? yeah

[aromantsybub]

Compared to Adam Can't-Handle-A-Strong-Woman Kent? Absolutely.

[aromantsybub]

Aaron: Send dudes.

Kenji: You mean nudes?

Aaron: Send me soldiers. I'm in a war.

[xcruelprincessx]

I love how jude starts the series by saying Cardan is the most cruel of them all, just to be reveled later on that he's in fact the least cruel faerie that has ever faeried

[expendabledreamer]

The Wicked King

“Sweet Jude. You are my dearest punishment.” -Cardan

[whenwewereyoung97]

Mild Iron Flame spoilers

Violet (to Cat): “That trick you mentioned? You know, with the fingers?” A slow smile spreads across my face. “Thanks.”

Second Squad:

[mysterylilycheeta]

Fourth Wing characters on a teacup ride

Liam, Sawyer, Brennan, and Jesinia: *calmly spinning slowly and chatting* Xaden, Mira, and Sloane: *sitting completely stone-faced the whole time, only here bc Violet asked them* Rhiannon, Dain, and Garrick: *mildly panicked and queasy, worried about Ridoc, Bodhi, and Imogen* Ridoc, Bodhi, and Imogen: *spinning as fast as possible and shrieking, someone starts standing at some point and almost falls out* Violet: *treats it as a dragon flight training simulator*

[mysterylilycheeta]

Xaden: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Violet: No, there's 26. Xaden: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Violet: *pretending to be oblivious* You're still missing one. Xaden: You'll get the D later. Violet: Sgaeyl and Tairn: Xaden: *winks*

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Madja: So the date of conception (of Nyx) was August 8th?

Feyre: Yes.

Madja: And what were you doing at that time.

Feyre: Getting laid.

[aromantsybub]

Jude: So, what are you in the mood for tonight? Cardan: World domination Jude: That’s ambitious Cardan: YOU are my world Jude: Awww Cardan: Jude: Jude: OH

[aromantsybub]

Ridoc: Lol, guess what.

Rhi: Bitch with the way you live, I have no fucking idea.

[aromantsybub]

Sawyer: *Gently taps table*

Ridoc: *Taps back*

Xaden: What are they doing?

Violet: Morse code.

Sawyer: *Aggressively taps table*

Ridoc: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK -

[aromantsybub]

Garrick: (To Xaden) You're such a pussy.

Xaden: I am what I eat.

Imogen: *Spits out tea*

[aromantsybub]

Cassian: Feyre, why did the chicken cross the road?

Feyre: *rolls eyes* I don’t know, Cassian, why?

Cassian: To get to the idiot’s house.

Feyre: I don’t get it…

Cassian: *smirking* Knock knock?

Feyre: Who’s there?

Cassian: The chicken.

Feyre: 

Cassian: 

Feyre: 

Feyre: I won’t punch you on one condition.

Cassian: What?

Feyre: Go say that to Rhysand.

[aromantsybub]

Zade: What do you think Sibby will do for a distraction? Adeline: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Adeline: ... or they could do that.

[aromantsybub]

Feyre: What are you, 5?

Cassian: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Feyre:

Cassian:

Cassian: I’m sorry, don’t kill me.

[aromantsybub]

Azriel: If you were a girl for 24 hours, what would you do?

Cassian: Rhysand.

[aromantsybub]

Feyre: I just want to hear those three little words.

Rhysand: I love you.

Feyre: Try again.

Rhysand (sighing): I will behave.

[aromantsybub]

Thank you @star-burst365 and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!