Queer Potato

Xander. he/him. queer. potato.

[greelin]

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

[nerdhut]

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[miles-b-morales-deactivated2026]

I aint risking it.

[pretty2peachy]

😩

[that-sound-guy]

Reblog to save this giant baby prop

[propitlikeithot]

F r e e h i m

[mermaidqueen]

I literally helped build this giant baby and then proceeded to be it’s caretaker for the 6 week run of the show, and I’ve laughed about it the whole time. And now here we are. 

Ps. The backstage crew named her Jesette (the play’s main themes are religion and feminism so we figured a “female version of Jesus” would be suitable)

[diy-ke]

#SAVE JESETTE 2k18

[q2qcomics-deactivated20200929]

News from the front: Jesette may have been adopted!

#SaveJesette2k18

[princesssexual-archive]

reblog if ur tired of occupying a human form and wish to return to the holy bed of moss from whence you came

[meangirlnurse]

sometimes i think about the fact that Dreamworks was working on the Prince of Egypt and Shrek at the same time and would apparently send people to work on Shrek instead of the Prince of Egypt as a form of punishment 

[meangirlnurse]

the night i posted this i couldn’t find a source and i’ve been wondering ever since if maybe it was just some kind of fucked up fever dream or something. but no, it’s real:

[eternalgaylord]

naughty artists get sent to the swamp to atone for their sins

[thenatsdorf]

[toldentops]

1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN

[mcavoy]

#relevant 

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[miles-b-morales-deactivated2026]

I aint risking it.

[pretty2peachy]

😩

[art-vendetta1147]

Hufflepuff: Talk to him, that's what friends do.

Slytherin: Nope, I'm gonna wait til I'm on my death bed. Get the last word in and then die immediately.

Hufflepuff: That's your plan for dealing with this?

Slytherin: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm gonna win this way.

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[art-vendetta1147]

neurotypicals: everyones a little adhd :)

my attention deficit adhd disorder having self: *on the way to school* wait am i wearing a shirt

[buffallura]

homophobes are SHAKING

[whitmoreindustries]

am I doing the meme right

[harryedward]

No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

Sir Ian McKellen attended the Evening Standard Theatre Awards in London, Nov 13.   

[scrptrx]

Reblog Fairy Godmother Ian for all your dreams to come true.

[thoughtsofacoolkid]

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.