artemis

i blog/reblog 18+ stuff occasionally, don't follow if you're under 18

[defineshitposting]

14 YEARS BABYYY

[gothhabiba]

Samantha: do the people know about Ampersand Island?

me: ... no.....

[gothhabiba]

this is Ampersand Island. every time I come across a beautiful, interesting, or unusual ampersand in my archival travels I take a screenshot and place it neatly in this little pile on my desktop

[gothhabiba]

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[goobie-goo]

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

[hail-harvester]

[mourningkite]

One last cryptic drawing for now

[log6]

oh that was great. sorry I got cum all over you, here's the shittiest towel you've ever seen in your life.

[log6]

OMG we get it you guys are asexual and glad you never have to deal with sex

[butchbush]

uhm. any biters and/or chompers

[unusual-suspects]

[ashstfu]

x / raymond carver

[ashstfu]

GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CH

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Denis Istomin

[squeakitties]

getting my hitbox surgically removed tomorrow

[sufficientlylargen]

PSA: if you've had an orthogonectomy, avoid the US state of Wisconsin - due to budget cuts, they use hitboxes for player-terrain collisions in many cities, so even if your axis-aligned bounding box is fully functional you will still fall through the floor and clip out of the level.

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[parkchanwoohoo]

I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7

[sapphling]

how horny are you allowed to get every time you lose at arm wrestling. on a scale from 1-10

[cosmonautroger]

Yushan Lian, Flow