Me on tumblr: *seeing people rage of not getting Mer-Form Jade*
Also Me: *Deciding whether to try either Mer-abs or Donut with glasses*
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The abs came in 10 pulls
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Me on tumblr: *seeing people rage of not getting Mer-Form Jade*
Also Me: *Deciding whether to try either Mer-abs or Donut with glasses*
…
The abs came in 10 pulls
Lil doodle to the headcanon that the Unknown has a nest of fabrics where it keeps its offerings (and other things)
Based on that one spongebob clip
you and every other Survivor Dwighty
Late night Campfire conversations ❤️
father of thousands seedlings | 🌱🫘𓇢🌰
this is on point for Trey to adopt budding plants especially when his first plant… looks at Riddle …was a tiny rose bud
The survivors are loosing the trial and Dwight pulls out this bad boy
I feel like I see Dwight in a lot of killer ships and you know what, good for him 👏👏👏
i mean… he's cute he's baby he's the first ever survivor so at this point he has no more fs to give so let him have the "pleasure" of dealing with the killers personally
do you like deuce! he looks so cute in his new birthday card...
THE SUMMER BOYS ARE BLUE!!! oh my goodness. I love when Deuce gets to dress up like a little Lord Fauntleroy and be all fancy for a little bit. 💙💙💙 ...although there is something wonderful to me specifically that Deuce is the one who gets to be a frilly lacy fancylad, versus Ace going full Victorian street urchin. it is the correct option, don't get me wrong, it's just also hilarious.
@pika-ace
Ace: (doesn't get the reference) ...Uh
English Major Yuu: He called you a broke ass bitch
Ace: >8O
Danny, over the PA: Ding-Dong! I'm doing the morning announcements everyone! Because the usual guy is laid up in bed after a wild night with his collage friends!
Mr. Lancer: *obviously hung over* Hes lying! Hes lying and he stole my toothbrush!
Danny: Freindly safety reminder: there will be no running in the halls under any circumstances!
Valerie: *smirks a little*
Danny: -And no clotheslineing people who do, Valerie.
Valerie: Curses.
Danny: To the individual who burned "Vlad Masters Sucks Eggs" into the side of the building, the school is going to let it go this time, because they're messy like that, but please check yourself in the future!
Sam and Tucker: *glance at eachother, trying not to laugh because they know dang well Danny was the one who did that*
Danny: This is a message from the nurse to Mikey Nln specifically: Please stop sending apology cards to the nurses office, its weak, its desprate, its unattractive, and frankly, you're better than that sweety.
Mikey: *slams his head onto his desk in embarrassment*
Danny: And this is a message from the janitor to Wes Weston specifically: Please stop stuffing conspiracy theories into Daniel Fenton's locker, its really weird, he never checks it, also its weak, its desprate, unattractive, and frankly you are also better than that sweety.
Was: *banging his head on his desk repeatedly*
Danny: Next we have Tucker Foley, please report to the PA room immediately! My phone is on 10%-
Tucker: *opens his mouth to complain*
Danny: -and NO I will not get a new charger.
Tucker: This is such BS!
Danny: Finally Jasmine Fenton!
Jazz: *looks up at the speaker in confusion*
Danny: You scare the crap out of me!
Jazz: *snorts*
Danny: That is all! Have a lovely day! Please do not die or get pregnant!!
"its weak, its desperate, unattractive, and frankly you are also better than that sweety."
Best. Line. EVER
Please help me find an AO3 twst fic where the first years joins a (tv show/battle of the bands ) just to get money for vacation
( things I remember )
Crewel adopts yuu
Yuu has a grandmother who is a desiger
They only joined the show for money
Yuu is a singer and the manager
Their group name is The First Years
*i don't know how to make a post*
lucky for you i have that fic bookmarked https://archiveofourown.org/works/69869896/chapters/181334711
"This is Just for the Money" by Anonymous
Hades: Ugh, I hate this job. Dead people, dead people, more dead people—morning, noon, night, nonstop! Meanwhile, the rest of the gods are up there on Mount Olympus living it up—laughing, feasting, sunshine and rainbows—while I’m down here running the afterlife like it’s some kind of eternal customer service nightmare.
Child MC: Aren’t there other gods who can do your job, too, Lord Hades?
Hades: Oh, I’m sure there’s someone out there—some overachiever with a résumé. But trust me, nobody’s lining up to trade places with yours truly.
Child MC: ...
Child MC: *smiles* Maybe you just need someone to share it with you?
Hades: ...
Hades: Are you suggesting I start dating?
Child MC: *nods*
Hades: No, no, no, no, no. I mean, sure—I got the charm, I got the looks, I’m a total catch—but let’s be real, nobody topside’s lining up for this package. And down here? Please. You see those poor souls taking a dip? Not exactly swooning over yours truly. Not even a little.
Child MC: ...
Child MC: Maybe it’s ’cause you stay here all the time, Lord Hades… My sister used to think like that, too, but she still found someone.
Hades: Oh, yeah? Oh, sure, why not—since you’re the expert. Go ahead, kid, play matchmaker. Let’s see what you got.
*The next day.*
Child MC: *has brought Persephone* *eyes twinkling*
Hades: ...
Hades: Oh, this is not good.
Demeter: Hades!!! Since when do you have a kid?!?!
Hades: They are not my kid, just my top minion who I semi-adopted/whisper
Persephone: Mother!!! Meet your new grandchild!!! :D
Demeter:...
also Demeter: On one hand, I hate Hades,
on the other hand, GRANDBABY!!!!
im confused.
Hades: Trust me, me too.
Sometimes I wonder if Menace Danny gets enough hugs. Sometimes I wonder what happens when another universe Danny encounters Menace Danny. Sometimes I hope Menace Danny is able to make friends as Danny. He seems lonely. :(
He doesn't get enough hugs.
He wants them, but he sometimes reacts negatively to touch. Even with a prewarning, he still gets overstimulated and can lash out.
Now, that doesn't mean he starts swinging; it's more of him starting to be mean with his words. Like he had a bad day and takes it out on people around him. As a result, the Waynes had learned to let Danny be the one to initiate physical touch. He just....doesn't as much as he should. He hesitates because he is worried that in the middle of a hug or a lean or even a pat on the shoulder, he'll get that overwhelming urge to crawl out of his own skin and doesn't want the other person to feel like it's their fault
It's a cycle.
He is lonely but he seeks out people in those moments and they are rare. Danny genuinely likes doing his own thing in the dark. He has hobbies- his crotchet is a work of art- and his job at Wayne Enterprise is pretty much running the whole show. Since Phantom is considered his own side, he doesn't save the day or put the people in danger as much as the rest of the capes so he has a more civilian time than the rest.
Remember Phantom is the mask, and Danny doesn't like wearing it as much.
He likes existing in the room or general area of his loved ones- The Waynes or Waynes adjacent- and does that to prevent loneliness. By the time Damian is around, he doesn't feel lonely anymore. He is very content with being there with his family.
He does, however, want to fall in love and have a spouse but Danny dating life is not the best. People were too intimidated by him in his teenage years, which slowly bled into him being desperate for a date in his adulthood; he just doesn't know how to keep the dates. He knows he's attractive, but he's off-putting, and he goes into those "I'm never getting married! I'm going to die alone!" moments often.
I haven't decided on a for-sure love interest for him. I like Ian, but I made it that while everyone knows about Ian's crush, the man hasn't done anything about it. Danny knows, and he thinks it's cute, but since Ian hasn't done anything, he assumes Ian has a celebrity crush where it doesn't mean anything. He was waiting for it to fizz out. Danny could see himself falling for Ian if given time, but he doesn't have feelings in return at the moment, so that's why he hasn't done anything either.
He also generally avoids dating co-workers. Both in and out of the cape. There are some exceptions, but not many.
His dating life exes include:
James Gordon Jr
Jericho
Jing (One of Damian's ninjas. She did it on Damian's command to help him take down Danny when Damian first came to Bruce, but she actually fell in love. Left him to keep him safe since she thought he was a civilian and her life was too dangerous.)
Leonor (The store clerk at his favorite fabric and craft store in Gotham. It's a small family business, and she is the third-generation employee there, one day third-generation owner. They broke up because they wanted different things in life, and are still friends. Her dad was sad, "HE HAS MONEY, LEO, MONEY")
“Alright, well, this has been fun,” Danny said. “But I think it’s time all of you go home and do whatever it is you do when you’re not basking in my presence.”
“Enjoy it?” Frank asked.
“Celebrate it,” Julie said.
“Cherish it,” Joey agreed.
“Masturbate,” Susie stated without missing a beat.
I'll never stop laughing at this.
😭😝😭😝
it was the redeemer
and like any good Peepaw
he fixes his gun
while his naugthy grandkids are in their separate corners
plant pals
ok but consider... ... ... ... Tropical Plant Pals
“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.
Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress
Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:
A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.
A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.
I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.
The Desert Spirit who stood against the Blood-Soaked Crescent. The Tender Water Spirit who mirrors the Atrocious Leviathan.
babe wake up the legendary editor sosaneitsinsane just dropped another hollanov banger edit spread the gospel
Aaaaaaaand....
Now I'm Gay.
Definitely Gay
MC: *made a Magicam account just to upload cover videos, then logged out as if nothing happened—didn’t even check whether they received likes or gained followers*
MC: I feel people staring at me.
Ace and the other first years: ...
Ace: 'Cause you're famous, that's why.
MC: I'm always infamous for something.
Ace: Dude, no! *shows his phone, playing their cover video*
MC: I uploaded that last night. What about it?
Ace: Wha—You don't see the number of views and likes?!
Epel: I don't think MC cares.
Deuce: And it's a good thing.
Jack: I agree. It's a mix of good and bad comments in there.
Ortho: Yes. By the way, can I have an autograph? *giggles*
MC: Huh?
Ortho: Thank you 😊😊😊😊
also Ortho: *Take that all you failing weebos and otakus. I got the very first autograph*
Meanwhile
Idia: I suddenly feel insulted
What does Roy think about this claim I gotta know
Roy: You were not yesterday