Incorrect Quotes

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The Void: Hello, Robert.

Bob: ....Uh. What...what's going on there buddy?

The Void: I want to make love to you.

Bob: Oh....

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Shalla-Bal: But it's gonna burn.

Sue: What did you say?

Shalla-Bal: I said your fucking baby's gonna burn!

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Abel: I’mma put a baby in you.

Bucky: Love to see you try.

-9 Months Later-

Bucky: *in bed holding a new born baby* What the actual fuck?

Abel: Well you did say you’ll love to see me try.

Bucky: I’m going to kill you!

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Im gonna have to follow you for your icon alone. Jason... in a fucking durag on BHM?

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Lmao

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Duke: Hey, Jay, where’s Daniel?

Jason: He broke up with me.

Duke: Oh my god, why?

Jason: Cause it’s black history month, and the reason he said and I quote “It’s black history month, I can’t be fuckin’ a white man right now.”

Duke: Um, okay, you don’t seem upset about it.

Jason: I mean, I’m use to it, he does this like every year since we started dating.

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Bart: I told her to sit down somewhere, and she’s so spontaneweus.

Tim: Spontaneous.

Bart: What? Yeah, too much ambitchin.

Tim: Ambition.

Bart: Why do you keep repeating everything I say?

Tim: Why do you keep pronouncing everything wrong?

Bart: Why are you not hearing things right?

Tim:

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Daniel: Biologically, I can’t get you pregnant.

Jason: Try harder!

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Bart: What’s an orgasm?

Kon: It’s when you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Cassie: That’s oregano bitch!

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Tim: My trauma made me funny.

Damian: All you did was point at that trash can and said ‘me’, no one laughed. So did it really make you funny, or more annoying?

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Daniel: For the last time, Jason, we are both biological male, I can't get you pregnant.

Jason: Oh, so you hate me.

Daniel: Oh my God, Jason, we already have three anyway. We don't need another one.

Jason: I WANT ANOTHER BABY WITH YOU, DAMNIT, AND THIS TIME I WANT TO CARRY IT!

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Sambucky Texts

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Bucky (about John): He's just the biggest asshole.

Sam: What did he do?

Bucky: Breathe.

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John: Bucky’s and Bob’s greed sickens me.

Ava: What are you talking about, Walker?

John: I'm talking about that Bucky has two boyfriends, one of them being Captain freaking America, and Bob having a hot boyfriend and a sexy ass girlfriend. Like this is the greed they talking about in the Bible.

Yelena: Oh, you're just jealous that they can keep two partners and you couldn't even keep one.

John: First of all that was very hurtful, Yelena, and secondly fuck you!