[intellectually funny title]

[charlies3sexysleuths]

Charlie’s Angels 2000

[ray-nintendo]

pokemon’s boy character designs are split evenly between transmascs and people who are gonna realize they’re not boys in two weeks

[flimflix]

Did you just say you like my posts?

[brecken-boomfist]

[ontologicalevil]

this tweet is incredibly powerful. It shifted something in me

[byjove]

it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening…..stop ignoring me you menace

[everythingfox]

Delivery for somebody sad

[plumslices]

🌽💚💛🌽

[whitepeopletwitter]

stuff will happen

[mapsontheweb]

Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

@coyotecure your tags have me cackling omfg

[headspace-hotel]

Mystery dog…

[slaygentford]

You know how in the ancient world they believed a very long time ago there was the age of heroes when the world was populated by super powered descendants of the gods. Chickens have that in real life but it’s the dinosaurs

[marlynnofmany]

This fits so well with the art of chickens contacting a wise ancestor:

(Source: @catadromously​’s art)

“Tell us your wisdom, O Great One!”

“My wisdom is this: bite everything.”

[hahq8eifwbbflh9b88-deactivated2]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the terrifying ordeal of being mediocre at a skill you have literally only just started practicing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#gifted kid syndrome

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Worst little cunts on this site by far are those who respond to complaints about mundanely shitty behavior like “I can’t stand when people don’t put their grocery carts back” with “um did you know that .000001% of the world’s population has terminal Can’t Put Grocery Carts Back Disease maybe think before you post”

[turnipoddity]

day 192928287278 of stranger things brainrot

[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[neenarchive]

[nudityandnerdery]

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, I know we don’t want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn’t just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they’re a billionaire.

Don’t hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

[bravelion96]

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

[anderjak]

honestly, you’d break his heart if you said you WEREN’T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they’d be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other’s eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

[krudman]

ALT

[becomingfoxes]

I was crying laughing the whole time I drew this 💀💀😏

[symbolone]

this has been a wasp psa