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$LAYYYTER
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@artisticyelling
clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
This post wouldāve been a lot better if you didnāt say the f word. Grow up.
yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here
As you wish. :)
Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard
the social norm of āits your ethical responsibility to be constantly aware of, and angry about, every bad thing happening in the world at all times, even if you canāt possibly do anything about itā is possibly the best way I can imagine to create burnout and cynicism and depression in a population, so good job guys
why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering
iām going to the zoo for some dippin dots y'all want any
Yāall almost beat my ass when I said this awhile ago but itās true!
this is actually the primary reason me and my ex broke up. as an only child Iām very used to being alone and he didnāt grow up that way so it reqlly bothered him. whenever I wanted alone time he worried that that really meant I wanted time with other people and Iām just like what????? people need space. period. a relationship is not a contract for ownership. your partner is a whole person with their own shit before, after, and during your relationship.
The tags killed me
This is an ongoing issue in my relationship. I dont understand this. Iām like āwe need to be together ALL THE TIME ā and hes like āI need time aloneā
Why?
Because your partner is still their own person who deserves basic respect and that includes space. Yāall donāt need to be around each other 24-7.
Youāre probably suffocating them.
Can we please also establish that wanting to spend time with people other than your partner without them there is totally legitimate and doesnāt mean you are cheating or love them any less
My boyfriend and I sometimes go on separate vacations and so many people think itās bizarre.
I would love that
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a āExtrusion/Revolution Generatorā ā¦.
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
itās called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckersā souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like āSeems sfw to me!ā
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.Ā
Iād usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I canāt fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
When you get a random spike of intense pain that fades away after a few seconds
ācoming of ageā books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isnāt about having sex and going to parties itās about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you havenāt seen in months and realizing that you arenāt actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen
this is WILD
yo why jon thick as hell
We aint gonna talk about the stroke I just had reading this?
Fuck the chimp that threw the raccoon
Receipts?
I fucking hate this dude
rawest fucking hozier lyrics in no particular order:
iād suffer hell if youād tell me what youād do to me tonight
heat of her breath in my mouth; im alive
iād be the choiceless hope in grief that drove him underground
idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on his sword
and when the earth is trembling on some new beginning with the same sweet shock of when adam first came
every version of me dead and buried in the yard outside
the stench of the sea and the absence of green are the death of all things that are seen and unseen
if I was born as a blackthorn tree iād wanna be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies
some like to imagine the dark caress of someone else, I guess any thrill will do
before the wave hits, marveling at god; before he feels alone one final time and marries the sea
betray the moon as acolyte on first and fierce affirming sight
i have never known peace like the damp grass that yields to me, I have never known hunger like these insects that feast on me
screaming the name of a foreignerās god; the purest expression of grief
sweet and right and merciful, iām all but washed in the tide of her breathing
but you donāt know the hell you put me through; to have someone kiss the skin that crawls from you
so i try to talk refined for fear that you find out how iām imagining you
my head was war, my skin was soaked, I called your name ātil the fever broke
be still, my indelible friend, you are unbreaking
remember me, love, when iām reborn as a shrike to your sharp and glorious thorn
Students: hey can we park in the parking lots on this campus we already pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to live on? Universities:
Tonight when he flipped me from doggy to missionary, staying in me the whole time
@staff please pull the fucking plug already
Iāve never seen a meme with such a clear expiration date as āletās raid Area 51 on September 20thā because some loon is gonna do it and theyāre either gonna get shot or disappeared and aināt nobody gonna be joking about it any more
us on september 20th when someone photographs and liveblogs their journey into area 51 and they suddenly stop posting
This is what it feels like to be in training at a new job
