Ok so this image is clearly designed to be printed, e.g., on a Thermos, but is not accurate for a woven structure (see how the red lines don’t change whatsoever because they are overlaid rather than interacting with the other stripes)
also if you zoom in it’s, like, blurry and annoying
Behold! The fruit of an entire day’s worth of squinting at pixels:
the weaving recipe for one full pattern repeat of Heaven’s Dress Tartan!
The blue is more or less faded in different scenes with different be-tartaned items so feel free to adjust to taste
super faded on his bowtie, probs. because the dork has been wearing it for centuries
The result when woven up and repeated should look like so:
because they specified that this is Heaven’s *Dress* tartan (and indeed it is, as more than half of the colors in it can be sourced from various natural colors of undyed wool)
this implies the existence of a Heaven’s Standard Tartan, and possibly even a Heaven’s Hunter tartan! and now that we have identified the threadcount pattern, we can reverse-engineer them!
In particular, I’m taking inspiration from the Buchanan tartan, because this is the Dress version:
which looks rather compatible with our Heaven’s Dress, no?
and this is the Buchanan Standard, which rather excitingly *inverts* the proportions of color found in the Dress:
why do I say this is exciting?
because if we apply this (cherry-picked, not the general rule of most tartans) principle to our Heaven’s Dress Tartan, we can make something that has large amounts of red and black
something that matches the hair of a certain Demon
which makes calling it Heaven’s Standard Tartan a bit weird but who cares! Not me! Let’s do this!
Crowley would feel obligated to mock it but imagine, if you would, Punk Crowley with patches of this on their black leather studded vest, or Female-Presenting Crowley in a classic butch lesbian flannel
here’s the recipe if y’all need it:
and finally have some Heaven’s Hunter just because the name sounds badass and I like being a completionist:
that’s… actually kinda nice?
l’anyhoodle, if any of y’all are fiber arts nerds like me, or super hardcore cosplayers, here you go, I give it to you, free to use Creative Commons etc. blah blah
if you actually weave up one of these, please, for the love of sweet shiny squirrels, I’d love to see it
if you wanna do a nice twill, just multiply each color segment by whatever, this is just the smallest common denominator of the ratios of the pattern cuz I figured that bowtie is *damn* small and I don’t have the skill or insanity to be doing fuggin
luxury 1800 count satin bedsheets here
I have approximately nine zillion WIPs of higher priority but I also have a bunch of natural alpaca fiber that *perfectly* matches a lot of the Dress Tartan shades so I am Very Tempted