I am boy

|| Rich/ie/ard || He/Him ||

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kakuriyo]

[ohmygoshbabyanimals]

[auckie]

No longer taking questions

[quorpiest]

Where were you taking them

[auckie]

I was taking them home and it’s me so I could sit in my floor and sprawl them out in front of me and answer them. Been doing this since ‘96 but I decided to stop just this morning

[quorpiest]

Thanks for taking mine anyways

[auckie]

FUCK

[april]

no records no passport no id no birth certificate. no birthname, no gender! the only thing i’m legally classified as is “a problem”

[valtsv]

yea i have adhd Always Dumb and Hot Disorder

[ripe]

[ellsospooky]

What bro? You don't support demigirls and demiboys? That's not very Camp Rock of you 🙄

[ratfuck]

The Joker be like: heeheehahahahahahaha!!! I creampied you, batman!!!

[ratfuck]

wait

[bixbite-red-beryl]

Love wins

[theweirdwideweb]

[danfuckedoffbutreturns]

I am still amazed that this is just something we do like it’s genetically coded

[lanqu-e-deactivated20200420]

i dONT WANT TO BE RUDE AND MAKE THE DRIVERS WAIT

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

[cassderolo-deactivated20181006]

Why does squidwards face show more emotion than Elsa’s

[nyehcat]

his paycheck

[garbage-empress]

fuck waluigi

[demonius-darkblade]

this is a short bucket list, but a respectable one

[boysrgreat]

godamn arent boys pretty

[synsick]

[maisonderriere]

The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need

[jonah-dean]

I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.

[yo-its-matt]

It’s directed at Jeremy from CinemaSins and we all fucking know it

[allofthefeelings]

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

[allofthefeelings]

Well, NOW I do.

[thelibrarina]

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

[moonblossom]

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

[allofthefeelings]

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

[indifferent-kiwi]

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

[marvelxs-universe]

this entire thing is glorious

[babelady]

found two kitties cuddling by the sea