Bloggy Blog McBloggerson III

Jump into my mouth if you want to live.

[focsle]

My fav whaling logbook phenomenon is when their keeper opts NOT to use whale stamps and instead hand-draws very ornate whales to indicate when he sees them, but then as time goes on the whales get progressively shittier looking because that’s too much work. I know how it feels to get locked into an artistic bit later regretted, man.

[focsle]

E.g.

[ID: Detailed drawing of a sperm whale with shading, eyes, and a spout]

[ID: Wobblier drawing of a whale with no shading and no detailed features]

[ID: The vague blurry notion of a whale]

[sisterreisaid]

Maybe he kept encountering shittier whales

[yamada-ryo]

NEVER question her Italian heritage

[thelastlightningbug]

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

[jayska-nxl]

Bill Nye has what feels like a valid anti-hero/supervillain origin story. Young, optimistic scientist dedicates his life to educating children about science, but then watch as those same kids grow up to ignore science and continue to destroy the earth. So in a fit of rage/act of desperation he activates Super ScientistTM mode and becomes his superpowered persona and starts killing billionaires in ridiculous over-the-top fourth grade science fair experiment related ways.

Tbh, I’d help him

[aces-to-apples]

Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nye’s nameless henchperson

[sprousetwinsblog]

[brucebocchi]

[browsedankmemes]

[girlic]

[dirty-little-freakk]

[no-chill-at-all]

[chickenfarmersan]

[meganandnicky]

[chickenfarmersan]

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[ivare-enim-euge]

Arguing with an Aries

[hotsoccergirl1234]

The hands

[joshpeck]

this is truly the best video that has ever blessed this website

[free-range-tiddies]

[pedeka]

They are fighting like this over…. Glinda?

[sofakeitsfox]

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

[xoellle-deactivated20190624]

yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[ghosttrolls]

[doggosource]

choose your level of burnt

[enigmakkuma]

it just is

[chainsawing]

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

[valourdyke-deactivated20200427]

my tumblr dash has legit moved from “haha i h8 myself” to “minecraft is about self care and moving on from past trauma’s”. I’m glad yall are doing better.

[thebootydiaries]

i hate small talk . i wanna talk about atoms , death , magic , intellect , the meaning of life , the size of your feet , are they clean , how much do you charge for

[queenofclassandsassxo]

I don’t like small talk either, or immaturity and lack of emotional intimacy

[thebootydiaries]

did you ….. read .. the post …..

[dungeondaddy69]

Small talk is dumb, let’s drink in silence and leave the universe to our intoxicated selves

[thebootydiaries]

please read my post please

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[ms-demeanor]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I cry on company time