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[notthesomefather]

My dear queer and trans heathens and norse pagans,

Remember today and always that your gods love you.

Remember today and always that Odin and Loki know and share your truth.

Remember today and always that Thor and Freyja battle by your side.

Remember today and always that Tyr fights for your justice and rights.

Remember today and always that Lofn celebrates your joy.

Remember today and always that your gods love you, that you have nothing to apologize for, that you are not alone, and that we will prevail against evil and cowardice.

[asatruheathen]

IT DOESNT MATTER IF I HURT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF I AM IN PAIN.

You don’t really care.

Odin… dearest Odin…. Give me wisdom. Let me find what is in me. Give me insight into the things I have not yet understood,

Freya … give me intelligence… please grant me the insight to know what I didn’t before. Help me to figure out the maze that is my brain.

And this I send to any other Gods / Goddesses that give me any moment of their time.., Please let me know what I have done wrong, let me know where I stand. Give me the wisdom to what has happened in my personal life. I beg of you.

[sunflorall]

As the colder months of the year approach: i wish you all a healthy, calm end of the year. I wish you tasty cups of tea, comfortable clothes, warm beds, nutritious meals in safe homes, good music, new friends and unwavering health. You have suffered enough and you deserve good things now.

[asatruheathen]

Someone tell me not to message him. Legit, like actively tell me not to message him.

[jigsawtapes]

:)

[neil-gaiman]

One of my favourite human beings. I’ve known Jamie Leigh Curtis and her husband Christopher to say hello to for about a decade now and she’s one of those people who wherever you slice her is a good wise thing all the way through. (Chris is my friend in that we wander off together at social events and are shy and awkward together rather than individually.)

[halloweenherbivoreart-deactivat]

You guys loved my Imbolc post so much, I did one for Ostara! If you want to know more about this pagan celebration of the Spring Equinox (specifically Norse aspects), follow me on TikTok! (@earthlycapricorn)

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[dragonpuppies]

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

[frownyalfred]

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

[qwertyu858]

[trader-j0e]

[a-boy-too-weird]

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

[dadzawa-adopt-dabi]

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

[frankenmouse]

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

[sylvandreamdesigns]

Autumn Dreaming.

[liminalwytch]

Found on pagan Facebook pages. Don’t know the actual source for this meme. ( yes it is Smudge the cat meme but I’m talking about the gods stuff written under it)

Also, if this isn’t fucking accurate 🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪

[hexandbalances]

I don't know who made this but they clearly know me 🤣💀🖤

[making-a-ru]

My bad

[eminemisnotverytalented]

[catshatefire]

This whole fucking post is a rollercoaster

[capnsaltsquid]

This is the ONLY valid way to play open world games.

[thesilicontribesman]

Recreated Viking Settlement, Yorkshire Museum of Farming, York, Yorkshire, 3.8.19.

[milesgmoralles]

“And when I think of her…she’s looking down from the celestial stratosphere with those big brown eyes, that sly smile on her face as she lovingly extends me the middle finger.” x

[heatherwitch]

Housewarming Magic

For when you’ve moved into a new living situation or are ready for a new start <3

Cleansing:

Room cleansing

To clear negative energy from a room

Summer house cleansing

Herbal wall/floor wash + witchy cleaners

Home cleansing brew

Thoroughly clearing spaces

Crystals to cleanse the home

Home cleansing tips

Cleansing your space without smoke

Energy cleansing

Warding + Protection:

A crash course on warding

Warding (methods)

To ward the home

House claiming and warding

My home is protected spell

Home protection steam spell

Simple home protection jar spell

“Little lurkers” home protection spell

Room/home protection

Check out the sigils below!

Sigils:

“For a magical and happy home”

“Sospidonum”

“This space is full of life, light, and bright energy”

“I have a clean living space”

“No fighting in this home”

“My home is safe”

“This home is safe for all”

“This home is a safe and healthy environment”

“My house is protected from unwanted influences”

“My home is protected”

Witchin’ it up:

Happy home spell jar

Home sweet home spell jar

Cozy home open spell jar

Doing the dishes the witchy way

Homemade laundry detergent recipe

Laundry magic

Pleasing household spirits

When a bad guest leaves

Odds and ends:

Magic, and power, in homemaking

The history and creation of witch bottles

Cottage witch tips

Hearth witch tips

The basics of kitchen and cottage witchcraft

You may also like:

Bedridden witch: garden / stale energy / kitchen edition

Spells for job seekers

Travel witchery

[asatruheathen]

To the person I can’t actually say this to:

You’re a shit fucking mother. Get your act together and take care of the remaining kid you actually have custody over. Fuck!

[ferasolus]

Being a witch is weird because:

On one hand: I have nothing to fear in the woods at night, because the most terrifying thing in the woods is me.

On the other hand: NOPE! There are fae and other eldrich shit in the woods. I am not dumb enough to fuck with that thank you!