Daniel

History Enthusiast - Of Practically Every Era

[silversickles-deactivated202101]

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[tomb-mold]

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

[vodka-and-fedoras]

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

[sailermoon]

[slit-wrist]

shall we buy a new guitar? shall we drive a more powerful car? shall we work straight through the night? shall we get into fights? leave the lights on? drop bombs? do tours of the east? contract diseases? bury bones? break up homes? send flowers by phone? take to drink? go to shrinks? give up meat? rarely sleep? keep people as pets? train dogs? race rats? fill the attic with cash? bury treasure? store up leisure? but never relax at all.

[velvetvexations]

A funny thing about the shifting perspective on what traits constitute the purest expression of masculinity is that HP Lovecraft considered himself fairly macho, at least enough so that he contemptuously declared a gay guy didn't like him because he was too masculine for him to handle. These days, of course, Lovecraft is what we'd call a mega-ultra-dweeb of the type that people now consider an outdated caricature from old cartoons, a dainty little human stick who would snap in half from a strong breeze and probably gets mail delivered straight to his old high school locker because he got shoved in there so often it's the only place he's comfortable sleeping.

[schmilsson]

im so glad the joker isnt real and neither is john lennon can you fucking imagine

[schmilsson]

all the people

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[doublesontundra]

I’d enjoy some four person “tennis” in “Antarctica”, if you’ll pardon the doubles on tundra

[pokkin]

I think the best search engine was ask jeeves specifically cause using it always conjured the image of a butler delivering your jpegs of pikachu smoking a cigarette on a little silver platter and this was an intentional part of the design

[catsofyore]

Dreamy bean. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[yellbug]

modesty

[marisatomay]

I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.

[knivesandteeth]

And its hot

[zforzelma]

Also it’s hot, is the thing.

[marisatomay]

It’s literally hot

[thesituation]

mean as fuck why is he doing that

[qbc369]

I can't stand it.

[thesituation]

someone has to do something

[jeffament]

met brian eno at this antique store. really nice guy. very quiet. but silently fierce.

[sesamie]

oh you musta misread i'm actually getting fop surgery yeah it's a lot of money but mostly cause of the wigs and perfume

[mysharona1987]