Dannie Ashley Souster

20.  16 piercings.  2 tattoos.  Shower-singer.  I write fanfiction.   Check out my fanfiction blog:  couldthisbeloveandley.tumblr.com (.escape.through.stories.) 

[bpd-ptsd]

Word of advice

When I tell you not to touch me I mean don’t fucking touch me

[clawdiaa]

[raypulaski-deactivated20140923]

[wizardshark]

this was my favourite joke in the entire show

[underthepalmsweare-deactivated2]

The miner or his fucking tattoos

[doorsandsardines]

[shadowofafeeling]

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

[shadowofafeeling]

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

[savannahlemur]

No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

[johnthedragon]

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

[daddywhorebucks]

What a unique dog

[naydoh]

Be kind unto animals. Be kind unto life.

[suicidal-mickey]

Do for those who can do nothing for you

[nowletsfixthismess]

I can't stop laughing at my webcam folder

Sometimes there are pretty selfies like

BUT THEN YOU PRESS “NEXT” AND IT’S LIKE A SURPRISE ATTACK OF THE FUCKING WERE-HAGS

If I don’t stop

I’m going to die

alone

[dontfindmeeveragain]

Well actually I have this folder on my computer called “Selfies” And.. it goes from this..

to this.

Now this is

why

I am

SINGLE

[strange-itch-deactivated2025061]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S LIKE YOU GUYS ARE GENDERSWAPPED

[nowletsfixthismess]

UPDATE:

We met in Ansterdam.

[mycroftplayingoperation]

I FOUND MY FAVOURITE STORY

[suicidal-mickey]

OMFG

[alittlebitalaska]

“That’s your otp”?

“They’re just friends”

[reyairia]

“That’s your otp”?

“But they hate each other.”

[glorious-godofchaos-blog]

“That’s your otp?” 

“But they’re not gay.”

[lithefider]

“That’s your otp?”

“But they are like 2 feet apart in height.”

[gabriel-the-cryptid]

“That’s your otp?”

“But one of them is dead.”

[theprofoundslayer]

Reblogging again because this got even better!

[thegaythirtysomething]

Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry

[the-bigredmachine-deactivated20]

True Hollywood Stories

[selflessnewyorker-deactivated20]

Smh

[jhnnytsnmi-deactivated20190306]

Wow

[voluptuous-lady-with-freckles]

Omg really

[kacysimplylove-deactivated20180]

Are you kidding me ???

[bigboykings]

Childhood ruined

[plasticcflower]

Are you guys serious… U really think … I don’t know what to say

[systm32]

lol

[aberrantkenosis]

holy shit i cannot handle how stupid people on this site are

[beozer-deactivated20150408]

Lmfao

[best-of-memes]

Steve Harvey losing faith in the human race one family at a time.

[jess-the--mess]

He’s gonna have a stroke

[dovalbun]

RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with 

‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’

[gifboss-blog]

Mistakes were made

[cheeso]

i keep seeing the words coffee shop au without knowing what they mean. a coffee shop universe? alternate universe where there are coffee shops. friends, i have some good news for you about this universe that we live in

[asbeautifulasequilibrium]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: do i know u

[unorthodoxed-litterbox]

me: *pulls all nighter to finish assignment*

teacher: okay, since a number of you haven’t finished…

me: hoe don’t do it

teacher: …i’ll extend the deadline to next week.

me: oh my god