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loved-light's side blog for fangirling

[fandom-witch]

William Sitterson and Larkin Douglas 💚

The amazing artist is @voidlus

Characters belong to Tracy Deonn and are from The Legendborn Cycle Series

[tchaikovskify-deactivated201712]

me : * gets high on classical music *

[ghcst-king-deactivated20160123]

how do you get high on classical music

[tchaikovskify-deactivated201712]

[princess-sweetums]

…… i kinda wanna hear what they are playing

[dutchster]

[carly-rae-transbians]

Of course Dudamel is conducting.

[thewellofastarael]

so that’s what the mambo from west side story sounds like when it’s played by more than seven high school instrumentalists

[daveeddiggscurls]

Not gonna lie, when I saw them throw their violins in the air near the start, my soul left my body

[the-legend-orpheus]

Okay, but the joy on everyone’s face during this piece had me smiling so hard

[anyawen]

This is how you enjoy music.

[twistedingenue]

what an entirely different concert experience.

[selene-yoshi-chan]

pure Love, pure Adoration and tummy kisses  ♡ (◡‿◡)

[peerieweirdo]

i dont know the context but i cant stop watching this tiktok

the drama???? the energy???? the facial expressions???

this brings me joy i cant explain

[peerieweirdo]

this is what DND should feel like

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[derpiana]

[cassandracalin]

My plans for today.

(Exclusive from Tapas)

[dekaohtoura]

[myselfsquared]

✨ Star-Fallen Animated Short ✨

Bonus: They’re fine they are happy, no gays die, I will never ever kill my gays.

[superbanana12-deactivated202211]

had the worst day ever and this made my night..:)

[myselfsquared]

I’m sorry you had a crappy day but I am very glad that this could at least help! It’s part of the reason I make things!

[mistyskiesrambles]

“A falling star! Quick make a wish!”

“I wish you would leave me alone.”

“Hey, you’re not supposed to say it out loud! Now It’ll never come true…”

Today’s just a find cute shorts kinda day isn’t it?

[myselfsquared]

Thanks for linking to the video in the end! It seems a lot of people miss the link I’ve put in the middle 😂 

[remusthedukeofdeodorant]

Ahhh so cute

[gif87a-com]

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

[soundlessdragon]

Science

I love it

[markscherz]

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

[abitchistireddddd]

stop it steve

[liminalsimian]

mood:

[tooiconic]

His little hands at the end sent me into a frenzy of laughter.

[kindaoffkilter]

The guy who made this video feels the squirrels AND birds in his neighborhood, but wanted a few squirrel-proof bird feeders. He did go over to help the squirrel, but figured out he’d probably be bit if he tried to handle squirrel. Steve figured out relaxing his hips almost as soon as the dude took a step back.

[queercbc]

Remembering the episode of Galavant where Kylie Minogue is The Queen of a medieval gay pub and sings this absolute bop.

[the-privateer]

i feel that it’s important to note that the guy with him NEVER at any point realizes that they’re in a gay bar/club

[fangirltothefullest]

I think it’s also important to know that the guy that’s with him that’s clueless is a king. Galavant is the BEST and it’s a shame it was cancelled.

[blvnk-art]

I cant believe I've never seen the deleted scene of Hogwarts singing the anthem in the 4h movie, harry is singing SO passionately lol EVEN DRACO murmurs the words. Why do they leave the best scenes out of the movies lololol

[blvnk-art]

I swear, this scene makes up for most of the movies flaws, it’s just amazing. I just love how daniel is himself in there, i’m pretty sure they left this scene out because he just couldn’t take it seriously - which is a mistake, because harry wouldn’t too x)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOXBKdi9E7Y

[carpetenebras]

No you don’t understand how frustrated I am that we always depicted the Apostles as old men, especially when it comes to during-Jesus-alive stuff.

They were probably late teens to early 20s, given the time and the description and some Biblical passages.

They were not ancient old men with long beards and wrinkles at the Last Supper.

They were young adult rebels with a cause.

[shadowstep-of-bast]

where my punk-rock apostles at

[vikingqueen]

I can’t remember where, but the bible says that Jesus was the only one who was old enough to pay the temple tax required by Jewish law, none of the disciples had hit that age. A quick google tells me that Jewish men pay it from the age of 20 - all of the disciples were teenagers.

[bucolicae-archived-deactivated2]

Why this is possible:

Probaly they were all underage except for Peter. In Exodus 30:14-15, Jewish law states that every male over the age of 20 is to pay a half-shekel as census offering when they visit the temple of God. In Matthew 17:24-27, Jesus instructs Peter to “fish up” this tax. Peter finds a shekel in the mouth of the fish he catches; enough to pay the tax for two men, himself and Jesus. You could conclude that the others were underage and did not need to pay.

In Matthew 11:25, Luke 10:21, and John 13:33, Jesus calls his disciples little children .

We learn that Peter had a wife when Jesus healed his mother-in-law. In those ancient times, a Jewish man receives a wife after the age of 18. Again, no other disciples’ wives are mentioned, so they are unmarried and probably under 18.

Jewish children began intensive study at young ages, but education for most concluded by age 15. For those bright (or wealthy) enough, higher education consisted of studying under a local rabbi. If they didn’t find a rabbi that accepted them as a student then they entered the workforce by their mid teens. The disciples, already working-men, must have been rejected  by other rabbis when Jesus hand-picked them for further education as his disciples. In light of this, a younger age is more probable than older. A youth would be in the mindset of continuing his education. A man over 30 leaving his trade to follow a rabbi would be counter-cultural , although not impossible.

The behavior of the disciples, as detailed in the gospels, fits well with the zealous nature and foolishness of adolescence. Picture a gang of teens instead of work-hardened men in the boat when the storm hit, fear-stricken and waking up Jesus for help. The forgetful and distracted nature of youth helps me understand how they could hear Jesus say he would die and come back to life, yet act as they did when these things happened. When we age them under twenty, we can understand Jesus’ patience with them, his low expectations of their behavior, and his teaching style.

so punk rock

[emilyevergreenblog]

This changed my life.

[mini-minish]

sorry but i’m laughing as i imagine them dabbing over some simple joke while jesus looks just tired and deadpan questions some of his life choices

[ladycanuck-deactivated20221104]

The things they don’t teach you in Catholic school.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

also, according to tradition (though perhaps an apocryphal one), Jesus was 33 when he died. Jesus was tumblr old. he really was listening to his young followers and looking up to God like a character on the office.

[feenyxblue]

Jesus was the first youth pastor, and Peter was the first youth pastor’s assistant

[ID: Jim from the office looking into the camera, which zooms in on him, and winking]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

“Jesus was Tumblr old“ I’m dying.

[edgar-allan-possum]

This makes James and John wanting to call down fire from heaven to punish people make much more sense

[supreme-leader-stoat]

James and John, whenever they encounter a minor inconvenience: “Release the nukes.“

[takineko]

Every single thing the disciples ever said or did is becoming really clear.

“Ew don’t bring your little kids around the master, he’s teaching.”

“Let the little children come to me. The kingdom of heaven is made up of them.”

Teens begrudgingly letting annoying brats through the crowd.

[jessielefey]

Literal legal children: “Ew don’t bring your little kids around here” Jesus, very tired: “I let you be here don’t I? Sit down.”

[luisonte]

[darkinternalthoughts]

Woah.

[elodieunderglass]

IS THIS ALLOWED

[neodymium-klefki]

If my reading is correct, the name of this piece is “The Capitalocene in the Age of Aquarius”, and if that doesn’t just capture its spirit perfectly I don’t know what other name could

[elodieunderglass]

MAYBE THAT’S ALLOWED

[deluxeloy]

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

[hayleyolivia]

So good. It deserved a some art.

[deluxeloy]

Well, my day is made.

[commodorecliche]

I'M LOSING MY SHIT AT THESE REPLIES HOLY FUCK

[silver-tongues-blog]

a medallion that once per day can summon a single pigeon. Just a regular pigeon, not one thats trained or anything. They released it into a magical time warping labyrinth and now they hear its coos echo through the halls anytime they use it for fast travel. At a party in the faewild, everyone got drunk, the pigeon exited the dungon and ripped of some mane from a unicorn and later the players managed to get it to use as a material in making a god killing sword

[sheshitsinsilence]

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Gregorian monks singing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.”

[mrjackleshasmoved-blog]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[reichenballs-moved]

Why is this a thing that exists?

[inactive1346597623595641352]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[pleasecommunicate-deactivated20]

“on the boooooolovarrrd of brooookennnn dreeeemmsss”

[theoriginaldorklord-blog]

I turned this on and at that moment my roommate opened the curtains, and I immediately had this epic video in my head of us cleaning our apartment, and raising a castle around it with hammers and magic.

[elodieunderglass]

I’ve introduced so many people to Gregorian: the best way to do it is to slip it into a normal playlist.

[geobrarian]

This is the soundtrack of an angel that was thrown out of heaven unjustly and is existing on earth, and being tracked by an adversary, while an angel friend is preparing to come rescue him.

[kickingshoes]

I. LOVE. THIS.