Plant Shenanigans

plant | any pronouns | everything bagel? no everything blog

[aseplant]

hi! you'll find basically anything that catches my interest here. tagging is inconsistent, but if there's tw/cw you want me to tag specifically just lmk. (i do my best to tag for: moths, child abuse)

currently on my brain:

the ember knight

hand jumper

in stars and time

if you're interested in any of those (or any of the fandoms i tend to tag for), hit me up - i don't bite!

art account, bc i spam a lot on main: @half-sapling

my art | my writing | games | ao3

profile picture by @flewwwwwwwww !!!

[hotvampireadjacent]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[ot3]

common misconception but ultimately untrue. what edgeworth has going on is an incredibly straightforward combination of daddy issues, autism, strict upbringing, and poorly repressed homosexuality. robust, yes, but not complicated. whatever the fuck makes phoenix act like that is an issue that the subject's top scholars are still debating today. nothing so easily summarized.

[scarecrowbutch]

in times like these at least i have the character

[shitpostingkats]

Olruggio was having a normal day three hours ago. He was coming home after a long day at work looking forward to seeing his husband best friend and eating a warm dinner. Pat the kids on the head and then go lie down. NO Qifrey says I have obtained another child she's a part of an active criminal investigation and a sign that I am dipping back into my worst destructive behaviors that you thought I'd set down years ago you have to be okay with this right now or else I'll lobotomize myself. Also there's a rat in the living room.

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[nikoco11]

something i have harbored

[emeraldcas]

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning…..

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]