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not-osha-conpliant

Go follow me at:

@asexual-agender-aromantic

@scisideshit

@i-give-soup

@possibly-cursed-salesman

possibly-cursed-salesman

Alright who's gonna join me in a plot to steal the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid and kidnap several members of the 1% putting them in the BPS Pyramid then dumping them into the ocean using at least five(5) helicopters of yet to be determined make and model to then fake our deaths and board a submarine (also of yet to be determined class) and move ,avoiding the US Navy, to Canada where we don fake identities and then wait for the heat to die down enough to conquer Ohio and make it into a free governing body.

h4te

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they're curious about.

truewizardfacts

some wizards are hollow, when the wind blows they make a sound

francois-couture-real

I'm pretty sure most people make a sound when blown

exterminator-oficcial

Remember the rat memes

I miss those

nucklecrunch

Just wanted to take this time to commemorate the legendary "oh" moment. You know the one. The moment you realized you weren't straight, or cis, or perhaps either. It's an important moment.

asexual-agender-aromantic

My friend asked me out and I thought it was a joke

phantomrose96

Names-optional social media is so funny because I have made deep and meaningful friendships with so many people while having no fucking idea what their names are.

Like yes this is my dear beloved friend, my mutual, partner in many DMs, discord chats, calls, I'm planning a wistful summer roadtrip where I visit them across the country. Their name :)? That's easy. It's <inanimate object which is the first word of their URL>