Bathtub Of Caprisun

Just your average Russian spy, don’t heck with my caprisun sir Swiggity swootle, get your hands off my noodle (cause I’m asexual bro) HeckDarndaggnabbitratsshootdangcrudcrapcarpdiddlefiddlesticks

[liquidisedfish]

my friend told me this today and i’m actually fucking heartbroken what the fuck

[asexual-communist]

I heard about this and played sticky ninja academy and catch the candy instead of studying for finals

[funnypicturesforyou]

Funny Pictures Today -

[asexual-communist]

the only good impact font meme

[funnypicturesforyou]

Funny Pictures Today -

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Back in the woods again

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Ok so……there’s this big stick just like ..sitting in the woods right…and there’s a bunch of thorns that have grown around it right in a wide radius so I crawled under them to get to the spot and my fingers are cold typing this but….I'mma touch it

[frogeyedape]

I hope you end up inheriting some eldritch power for pulling The Forbidden Stick out of The Woods

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

so I did take it and high-key recorded it just in case anything weird happened but the only thing that really feels different is I just feel warm but that’s probably from adrenaline

Probably

but the interesting thing is I realize the area it was in I actually passed on my way down but I didn’t see it at all for some reason! and it was like stuck in there pretty well which I guess could have come from falling downwards but….??

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Also during my journey on return home with the …thing…I found a random patch of grass… just in a circle, no snow….and it was warm to sit in the spot 😂 y'all this is getting to be a bit much

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

This also isn’t the first one I’ve found in the past year….if you’ve been here awhile you probably recognize these two >_>

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

Someone is trying to give you a magical destiny

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

I’m ready

[mianewarcher]

Who is this modern Druid person?!

[may-shepard]

This whole series is amazing from start to finish

[repost-this-image]

Dude. If I ever ran into this person, I would insist on doing some kind of magical working with him, because WOAH.

[saftochbulle]

I need someone to draw him in a forest with mist curling around his cloaked body because i refuse to believe that’s not his destiny

[kward-the-local-cryptid]

Yo if I find time @saftochbulle I’m down, if it’s okay with you @irresponsible-black-unicorn

[kward-the-local-cryptid]

@saftochbulle and @irresponsible-black-unicorn  Finally found the time to draw this! 

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Just SAW THIS AND ITS SO GOOD

[asexual-communist]

this whole thing is amazing

[i-am-a-fish]

ice cream

[dannysexbangs]

Im in fucking tears

[chlxrinetyler]

ohmygod

[asexual-communist]

ohdearlord

[cadaverkeys]

I had a dream that they changed the material handcuffs were made of to this metallic gold colour and people kept trying to get arrested in sonic cosplay so they could, quote, “get those rings” and it was the hottest craze on the internet for a solid two months and basically every location in the western world banned sonic cosplays and sonic ended up being a symbol for anarchist ideology.

[the-worm-man]

are you sure it was a dream and not a vision of the future

[baddadjokez]

Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[corpserabbit-deactivated2023121]

pizzeriafurryserialbitch

[asexual-communist]

asexual bitch

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[the-worm-man]

it is tuesday go go go

[killowave]

[asexual-communist]

sksksfjs

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

[twerklina]

[weirdness-is-good]

Vegan pizza

[midgetslayer]

Bottom cuisine

[devon-aoki]

Mariah’s cheat day

[supersophietheartist]

This post sucker punches you, 3 consecutive times, and you’re never ready for any of them

[ice-block]

Hey does anyone remember those 2015-ish extended metaphors for sexualities that almost always got ace and bi wrong, it’d always be something like “straight people like cake, gay people like pie! bi people like cake AND pie! pan people like cake and pie AND doughnuts! Ace people hate dessert.”

[asexual-communist]

lmao what

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Lesbian rights

[fatewalker-deactivated20200615]

i just learned about this sacred day.

[liesandroses]

theatre things

every show you dread leaving and know you’ll miss your cast forever

but then the next show you form a whole new family with the new cast

and then your heart is just full of Cast Families and it’s perfect

“if you can see the audience, the audience can see you”

“pROJECT”

“I changed the cue”

“LINE?”

“QUIET IN THE HOUSE”

“QUIET IN THE WINGS”

“QUIET BACKSTAGE”

“QUIET”

all the weird-ass inside jokes you have with your castmates

(longest running for me rn is “queen gelato”)

the excitement of seeing your costume for the first time

the combined pride and stress of being dance captain

your director being a loud, aggressive, impatient asshole who is somehow also the kindest person in your life and you would do anything for them

character shoes

that one person who needs to be on the other side of the theatre asap and just come zooming past you backstage looking mortified

that feeling you get as the show’s about to open:

a combination of stress, excitement, dread and pride

the feeling of seeing a full house and just thinking wow this is it

trying to be incredibly lowkey as you scan the audience for friends & family

“don’t touch other people’s props”

being eternally grateful for tech/crew because WOW WOW WOW look what these people are DOING

the pressure of quick-changes

constant musical references

the celebration after opening night

just knowing your theatre family is the only family you’ll ever need.

feel free to reblog and add more!

[asexual-communist]

ouch my heart ;-;